I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that.

He's played with Tiger, OK? ... He's a good golfer. I'm a hacker. I think he just gets a good chuckle out of watching me play.

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.

Did I ever think at the time, when I was with the Alouettes and the Chicago Blitz, that I would be head-coaching a team in the Super Bowl? It would be hard to believe. Is it a dream come true? Yes.

I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.

But I've never really done anything that implies any kind of danger. I wouldn't skydive, I wouldn't deep sea dive, I wouldn't parachute. I think you're really just rolling the dice. Who packed your chute the night before?