I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.

My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. When he married my beautiful mother, Elsa, he expected her to give up her career as a champion ballroom dancer and become a good wife and mother, which she dutifully did.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!

I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny.