I don't care about a social life.
Dweezil Zappa
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GERRY COONEY I don't care about motivation. I care about credibility.
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DANIELLE PANABAKER I don't really care about gossip. I care about building great businesses.
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CHUCK CLOSE I don't care about my character here on earth. I don't care about what other people think or...
BRIGHAM YOUNG My life is really quite conservative. I've been married nearly 50 years. I don't have hobbie...
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I don't care about losses anymore.
MARAT SAFIN I don't care much about conforming.
MAYIM BIALIK I don't really care about awards.
DANNY MCBRIDE I don't care what straight people do, I don't care what gay people do. I don't care what...
ASAP ROCKY I don't care about age very much.
CHINUA ACHEBE I am little concerned with beauty or perfection. I don't care for the great centuries. All I car...
EMILE ZOLA As for minimalism, I don't care, don't care, don't care to repeat myself, repeat myself.
ITZHAK PERLMAN I don't care about being a star. I can do a supporting role; I don't have to be a lead.
TOM BERENGER I'm a gypsy: no education, no schooling, nothing. I don't care what people think of me. I do...
TYSON FURY I care about the people I know and love the most, but I also care about what the people I don't ...
MARILYN MANSON I don't care who you are, life has challenges.
TOM CRUISE I've been an outsider all my life - I don't care.
CHLOE SEVIGNY I don't care about how much other actors get.
DANIEL CRAIG I don't care about having money. It's about being happy, man.
SKRILLEX I don't live my life seeking validation from people on social media.
RICKI-LEE COULTER I don't care who's No. 1 on the call sheet or how big my trailer is. I care about the work. ...
MARK HARMON I don't feel comfortable talking about my private life, and some people in my private life don...
GINA MCKEE I don't care about movies. I tend to play badminton once a week.
EDWARD WITTEN You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you jus...
EVEL KNIEVEL I don't care what people say about my relationship; I don't care what they say about my boob...
KATY PERRY I don't do this for the money, I don't do it for record sales, I don't really care about...
DAVID GUETTA As a composer at a point where I can absolutely pick and choose what I want to do, I don't want ...
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER I tend to live my life on planes, and I don't separate my social life and my business life.
ROBERT STIGWOOD I don't analyse things, and I don't look back. I can think forward - but only about my famil...
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON I don't care about how many times somebody recognizes my face.
SUGE KNIGHT Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they...
PAM GRIER I'm not a wimpy kid at all. I don't care what other people think - I only care what I think ...
ZACHARY GORDON I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'...
ELLEN DEGENERES I don't read the magazines that make things up about people. I know what the truth is. I don'...
ASHTON KUTCHER I'm pretty good at sticking to what I know. You don't see me social commentating on health-c...
GARY VAYNERCHUK I have a different approach. I don't file lawsuits because I really don't care.
NICOLE KIDMAN I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't pl...
ZACH BRAFF Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.
PETER DINKLAGE I think most Americans don't really care about politicians bickering in Washington.
TED CRUZ I don't really care about audio quality. If people saw some of the ways that I record stuff, the...
DEV HYNES If it's a good movie, it's a good movie. I don't care about the genres.
ASTRO I know some of you don't care about food stamps, but I'm telling you if it feeds children, y...
ROBERT J. BENTLEY I ain't just collab-ing with anybody. Because I don't care about making friends. I got enoug...
YOUNG THUG Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
ABOUT LIFE Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
ABOUT LIFE I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
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ABOUT LIFE Radicals don't care about the institutions. They are looking for an ideological crusade. Traditi...
NORMAN ORNSTEIN Movie studios are owned by giant corporations. They care about money; they don't care about movi...
CALLIE KHOURI I don't care about the length of anything I play, as long as it's a good character.
JOHN HURT I don't care what anyone says. It's my life, and I can do what I like.
KATIE PRICE I don't care about the quality of the film as a whole, but I loved 'Salt.' I loved it!
DANAI GURIRA I won't use Twitter. Twitter posts are thought-farts. I don't care about unconsidered though...
ELLEN ULLMAN I'm 53. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.
ALAN BALL I'm gonna be honest. I don't care about much. I care about people liking my music. I made it...
ACTION BRONSON I don't care about what people might call my style. It's just like when people call my music...
MAC DEMARCO I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me.
HALEY JOEL OSMENT Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.
EVAN SAYET I like to write about the things I care about. It's no fun to sing about things you don't li...
ESTELLE FANTA SWARAY I work 18 to 20 hours a day, seven days a week, so I don't have time for a social life. Or any l...
CELIA HAMMOND I don't really care about interruptions. I accept technology, and I don't turn things off. I...
DOUG AITKEN I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
ELLEN DEGENERES Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
JIMMY BUFFETT I don't hate language. I have my own language, but I also enjoy the English language. Obviously,...
TWYLA THARP If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Fi...
JERRY DOYLE When the Strokes first started playing gigs, instead of getting into a costume for the shows, we tal...
JULIAN CASABLANCAS I feel like I don't really care about impressing other people. I thoroughly enjoy impressing mys...
KEHLANI Texting is not flirting, if you don't care about me enough to say the words than that's not ...
LAUREN GRAHAM I have never had a social life, don't ever want one because it's boring. I'm just not ve...
DANIEL JOHNS I don't care about money or fame or anything like that, but it would be a perk.
LUCAS GRABEEL I don't really think about dance except just before rehearsals start. I put it off. I don't ...
PAUL TAYLOR My characters aren't chess pieces. I don't move them around some big board. I actually care ...
JEFF NICHOLS Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about othe...
LOUIS C. K. I don't sit here and dream because I don't care about the future. I wouldn't take nothin...
BROWNIE MCGHEE I'm not one of those writers who insist they don't read reviews and don't care much abou...
TOM STOPPARD I don't care about age very much. I think back to the old people I knew when I was growing up, a...
CHINUA ACHEBE I never go on a run when I don't think of my dad, where I don't think about how powerful his...
DAN HILL I don't write about my life in my column.
DAN SAVAGE I think that I write about stuff that others don't write about. I don't have a bunch of love...
BRIE LARSON I just don't do much social media. No, it is more important to strike a balance between ballet a...
YUAN YUAN TAN I don't enjoy good food. I don't enjoy flashy cars. I don't care if I live in a dump. I ...
JACK KEVORKIAN I don't really go out partying, but I'm definitely a social butterfly.
ELIZA DOOLITTLE Parents don't make mistakes because they don't care, but because they care so deeply.
T. BERRY BRAZELTON I'm not a pretty person. I don't like pretty, so I don't feel badly. Most of the world i...
IRIS APFEL I don't think about art when I'm working. I try to think about life.
JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT I really don't care that I'm ranked.
TERRY BRADSHAW I'm very nostalgic - and I don't care.
FRANCOIS NARS Sometimes I make it to parties and sometimes I don't. Social life is always something you can go...
CARMEN BUSQUETS I lived a very don't-ask, don't-tell life.
TAB HUNTER I don't care half so much about making money as I do about making my point, and coming out ahead...
CORNELIUS VANDERBILT I don't care about commercial success. I get to do what I love and communicate whatever I want.
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FRANK ZAPPA Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.
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FRANK ZAPPA A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
FRANK ZAPPA May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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MOON UNIT ZAPPA Gag me with a spoon!
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MOON UNIT ZAPPA The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.
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FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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