I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in 50 years - Who was the better player, me, or my kids? I want it to be my kids.


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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you&#...
ANDY DICK
I've really hung in there with my BlackBerry. The main reason I like it better than an iPhone is...
ANDY COHEN
I had a body wax. It's the most painful thing I have ever done in my life. I had every single ha...
ANDY SERKIS
I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Sc...
ANDY PARTRIDGE
I work out at Will Space four times a week. It's a private training gym. It's owned by my tr...
ANDY COHEN
Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
ANDY LAU
Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting at...
ANDY WARHOL
I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney.
ANDY COHEN
People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so qui...
ANDY WARHOL
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care...
ANDY WARHOL
Our greatest prejudice is against death. It spans age, gender and race. We spend immeasurable amount...
ANDY WEBSTER
Everyone needs a fantasy.
ANDY WARHOL
We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer tr...
ANDY WARHOL
Fantasy love is much better than reality love.
ANDY WARHOL
I want to die with my blue jeans on.
ANDY WARHOL
I think everybody should like everybody.
ANDY WARHOL
People sometimes say the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually, it's the way t...
ANDY WARHOL
Art? That's a man's name.
ANDY WARHOL
I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.
ANDY WARHOL
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
ANDY WARHOL
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
ANDY WARHOL
I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
ANDY WARHOL
I just happen to like ordinary things. When I paint them, I don't try to make them extraordinary...
ANDY WARHOL
Art is what you can get away with.
ANDY WARHOL
I love to cook, and my wife loves to cook. Sometimes it's the appeal of the simplest of dishes -...
ANDY GARCIA
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't su...
ANDY ROONEY
Some of the snowballs have a kind of animal energy. Not just because of the materials inside them, b...
ANDY GOLDSWORTHY
Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter f...
ANDY COHEN
Help for first time buyers and other housing market measures will be welcome.
ANDY SAWFORD
Better late than never, but never late is better
ANDY WARHOL
I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of gol...
ANDY RODDICK
You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with lo...
ANDY LAU
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
ANDY WARHOL
I like boring things.
ANDY WARHOL
I was homeless for almost a year and a half, just living in my car or bouncing around peoples' h...
ANDY BIERSACK
Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. ...
ANDY WARHOL
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
ANDY WARHOL
I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above.
ANDY WEIR
Among other things, drag queens are living testimony to the way women used to want to be, the way so...
ANDY WARHOL