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Related I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook. JANEANE GAROFALO I don't know if I am a good cook, but I am a dedicated cook. STELLAN SKARSGARD I cook British food, but it doesn't mean I'm jingoistic about it. People can cook very good ... FERGUS HENDERSON I'm not very bright about money. I'm not domestic either. If I don't learn how to cook, ... NATALIE WOOD I don't cook fancy every day. I don't think anybody can, nor would it be very good for you. AARTI SEQUEIRA I don't really care that much about eating. But I like impressing people with how good a cook I ... PATRICIA MARX I'm not a big eater. I'm a terrible cook, and so I don't cook for myself. CAROLINE PAUL I can't cook! It's genetic. My grandmother can't cook, my mother can't cook. I was r... JADA PINKETT SMITH I know I can cook, but the place where I cook... it's a mess! I'm very disorganized. PAULA DEEN If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I c... KAREN BLACK I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know se... PATRICE O'NEAL I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend... GINNIFER GOODWIN Sunday night I always cook if I can - if I'm home, I always cook. JOHN KEY I love food. I'm not a great cook, but I love to cook, and I like how different it is from writi... AIMEE BENDER I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and... FAMKE JANSSEN As I grew up, I always refused to cook Indian food very vehemently, and to this day, I don't coo... GURINDER CHADHA I'm a good cook, and I look at something like 'Iron Chef' and think, 'It's a goo... NORA EPHRON I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. CALVIN TRILLIN I think people know that I love food, but maybe people don't know that I cook a lot. ZOEY DEUTCH I'm actually a really good cook, and people don't believe this about me! MARIAH CAREY I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me f... CARROT TOP I say: If you don't know how to cook, I'm sure you have at least one friend who knows how to... JACQUES PEPIN And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza. TIGER WOODS The thing about being at home versus being out in the world working is, it's a whole different v... CAT CORA I can't resist South Indian cuisine, particularly what is prepared at home. My mom is my favouri... DEEPIKA PADUKONE My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though. BIG BOI My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong moth... APRIL BLOOMFIELD When I'm home, I cook. I love cooking for people. EMILY SALIERS I don't like technology and all that. I'm a farm boy. I would rather live in that time when ... TRAVIS FIMMEL I mean, I can cook, but I'd get very nervous having my food being judged by dinner guests. PRABAL GURUNG I love good food. I'm an epicurean, that's for sure... But I am not really a good cook. GASPARD ULLIEL Maybe one of the only things I do well: I cook like a maniac! I would be a chef if I weren't an ... IAN SOMERHALDER When I'm home, I cook my own dinner, all organic. BIG SEAN I have loved to cook since I was a child in my mother's kitchen. If I don't have time to coo... KAMALA HARRIS Even if you don't think you can cook well, you can cook better than the food industry. MICHAEL POLLAN People who hardly ever cook at all, suddenly at the holidays, feel like it's their responsibilit... TED ALLEN You can't go wrong with relatively simple comfort food. It's also about ease. Some cook to i... AL ROKER Really, I don't like to do any household chores. There was a time when I loved to cook, but that... ELAINE PAGELS I'm a farm boy. I would rather live in that time when you had to provide for your family. I don&... TRAVIS FIMMEL I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. NANCY CARELL I wasn't a great cook, but I was a passionate one. KATHLEEN FLINN I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pou... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I'm not a big star in Japan. I'm an actor. I have a very normal life. Four days a week, I co... KEN WATANABE I love to cook and I've cooked a lot of Bulgarian food over the years. ELIZABETH KOSTOVA Food is celebratory. People who don't cook don't know how much fun they're missing. LEO BUSCAGLIA I'm a big cook and prefer to make meals at home when I can. I'm either cooking, or we're... CHANDRA WILSON I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm... BO BURNHAM I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burne... JA RULE People come up to me all the time and say, 'Oh, I love to watch Food Network,' and I ask the... MICHAEL SYMON My mom is a really good cook. I didn't get the cooking gene, but she cooks this really amazing d... MIRANDA COSGROVE Because I've done a lot of television, I'm sort of a generalist. I'm not a pastry cook, ... JULIA CHILD I don't know how much love David felt - I suspect very little. My main appeal to him was as a nu... ANGELA BOWIE I'm a home cook and love to read about food, but I'm not trained as a chef. I'm just rea... TED ALLEN I wouldn't say that processed food, ready meals and even takeaways aren't relevant to modern... JAMIE OLIVER I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never... WAYNE ROONEY I don't eat Puerto Rican food in L.A. because it's just too much, too addicting, but I know ... JUSTINA MACHADO Sometimes I'll go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of groceries as though I knew how to cook... MIKE BIRBIGLIA Brussels sprouts are misunderstood - probably because most people don't know how to cook them pr... TODD ENGLISH I'm a really good cook. I left home to start my career at 15 - so my choices were to either lear... JAIME PRESSLY I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy. JUSSIE SMOLLETT My mom's always been a good cook, so I took a lot of stuff from her, but most of the stuff I too... CHRISTIAN KANE I love soup 'cause I don't like to cook. It's so easy to prepare, and it fills you up an... CARRIE ANN INABA If it's old school friends that my parents know, then I can stay out till late. But if they don&... TENA DESAE They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy ... STEFANIE POWERS I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who'... JULIA CHILD I'm not a rich man, and Greg Lake is certainly not. I don't know how he can survive. I don... KEITH EMERSON I'm sure I wouldn't have been asked to judge the Man Booker if it weren't for 'Downt... DAN STEVENS I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finish... PADMA LAKSHMI I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eat... KALEY CUOCO I'm actually a good cook. JESSICA SIMPSON If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My... ELLIE KEMPER I don't know if I can prepare for what's to come because I don't know what will. DAISY RIDLEY I love food and I love everything involved with food. I love the fun of it. I love restaurants. I lo... ALMA GUILLERMOPRIETO Until 'Moonlight,' I had never seen one black man cook for another on screen. But I wanted t... BARRY JENKINS I don't have children. I don't know how I would feel if my child brought home a different ra... TRACEE ELLIS ROSS I sometimes get asked, 'What's it like, being spotted?', but the truth is I don't, e... ROMY MADLEY CROFT I'm not on chef level, but I'd make a good line cook. That's not too shabby. JON FAVREAU Directing is genderless. The only thing... I love men. I'm not being mean to them, but they can&... LORI PETTY I'd like to learn how to cook. I've hauled around this big, old, heavy Martha Stewart cookbo... MAMIE GUMMER I can't say I have control over my emotions; I don't know my mind. I'm lost like everyon... RICHARD GERE I love to get to that place where I don't know what kind of music I'm doing; I don't kno... ARIEL PINK I'm not a Method actor. I don't believe acting should be psychodrama. I look within myself a... JOHN MALKOVICH I'm like, over love. Crush, smush. I can't. I'm giving up on love at this point. I'm... XOSHA ROQUEMORE Well, all I can say is, it's a day-by-day program, and so I'm very worried about relapsing, ... JACK OSBOURNE I stay on the road so much that my fiancee and I were talking the other night about what I wanted he... BRANTLEY GILBERT I've got a friend who's a power lifter, and she's a vegetarian. I don't know how she... SETH ROLLINS Never say never, but I don't think I'll ever get Botox because we don't know the long-te... KRISTIN CAVALLARI I don't like my whole life dragged out. I don't want anyone to know about me, because I don&... LILLY PULITZER I love to cook. I love to cook for myself and my husband and big groups. I find it very relaxing, an... CARA BUONO I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or th... PAULA POUNDSTONE Food is a big part of my culture, so everyone knows how to cook. When I came to America and asked a ... ISABELLA ROSSELLINI I have a lot of influences. I'm American-schooled. I'm classically trained. I'm a pretty... EMERIL LAGASSE I'm not a trained chef. I'm a self-taught cook, and I want people to be like, 'Yo, I cou... HAYLIE DUFF I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw. ALEX TURNER I don't take care of myself at all. I've no idea why I'm not a fat bloater. I eat everyt... TRAVIS FIMMEL I will tell you, I'm a lousy cook, but I think I'm a pretty good judge of a good meal. BARNEY FRANK I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It'... LARRY THE CABLE GUY No one could touch the home cooking of an Italian woman. French women, they are very intelligent, ve... SIRIO MACCIONI I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because ... RITA MORENO I hate 'foodie' because it's cute, like pretty much all diminutives associated with eati... STEVE ALBINI
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