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I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.


Jimmy Fallon

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JIMMY PAGE I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
JIMMY HOFFA The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows wh...
JIMMY BRESLIN Older and wiser voices can always help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.
JIMMY BUFFETT Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now a...
JIMMY BUFFETT We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
JIMMY CARTER Our decision about energy will test the character of the American people and the ability of the Pres...
JIMMY CARTER According to Gandhi, the seven sins are wealth without works, pleasure without conscience, knowledge...
JIMMY CARTER I thought a lot about our Nation and what I should do as President. And Sunday night before last, I ...
JIMMY CARTER Well, as you know, there are many things in life that are not fair, that wealthy people can afford a...
JIMMY CARTER All political power is primarily an illusion. Illusion. Mirrors and blue smoke, beautiful blue smoke...
JIMMY BRESLIN Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for news...
JIMMY BRESLIN I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
JIMMY DEAN You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.
JIMMY CARTER New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make y...
JIMMY CONNORS But why should I read what somebody else thinks of my life when I know the real story?
JIMMY CONNORS I hate to lose more than I love to win.
JIMMY CONNORS People say I'm around because I have a lot of heart, but I know all the heart in the world couldn't ...
JIMMY CONNORS Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, t...
JIMMY CONNORS If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
JIMMY BUFFETT Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
JIMMY DURANTE