I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off

We, as old timers, feel like we're being used.