I don't get jealousy, I don't get how people hate each other - I never did.

Families, I hate you! Shut-in homes, closed doors, jealous possessors of happiness

I never stood for any president in my life, never voted, before Barack Obama. It changed my life to vote. It starts there with me. I never cared for politics before Barack Obama. I never thought it mattered to people like me.

I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.

I hate jealousy, I hate possessiveness. I'm nobody's possession.

Man's meanness is a fuse in search of a flame.