I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.

I've been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it.

I say what I mean. I don't speak in code. That's why I am a star and ace communicator.

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

I am the Doctor of Democracy. I am America's Truth Detector. And as the Doctor of Democracy, the deal you have with your doctor isn't changing. You get to keep your doctor. You get to keep your plan. You get to keep your station. Nothing's changing, and it really never was gonna change.