I don't have ulcers; I give them.

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

I have read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an eight ulcer man on a four ulcer job Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes and perhaps a supporter below.

I have never met a grateful performer in the movies.

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.'