I don't know anyone who ever got deferred pay. I'm the first of my friends to ever actually get a deferred paycheck.

I get sidetracked very easily.

All this technology for connection and what we really only know more about is how anonymous we are in the grand scheme of things.

I actually have more shoes than anyone will ever know.

For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is "take-home pay" because home is the only place they can afford to go with it.

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.