I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

Women are complicated. We all know that.

Women are men without money.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

When women are in positions of power it's a hard place to be, especially when that position involves bossing men around.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.