I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.

I think by now if people hire me, they know I'm going to improvise. I'm an improviser by trade.

I would say that awards are for children. Because children need a tangible representation of their achievement. And as adults, you have to settle for the respect and admiration of your peers.

Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But the problem with satire is that it's so easily misinterpreted.

I think it is very important to be a method actor.

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.