I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson, the 49ers and the Lakers - that's what I know about the '80s.

I leave the hip thrusts to Michael Jackson.

You want to see the boy next door?...(then) don't go see Michael Jackson, because he ain't the boy next door.

From Michael Jackson to Peggy Lee, I like it all.

I mean, Janet Jackson? She's like Michael Jackson with hair.