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Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't trea... BO BURNHAM I don't like fashion. I don't like art. I do like smashing up expensive things.
WENDY O. WILLIAMS
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well. OLIVER REED
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. ADAM SANDLER I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.
AARON ECKHART
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to ... ADAM DEVINE I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there...
DARREN BOYD
I'm quite contrary. If people agree on something, I tend to gravitate the other way by my nature... ANDY SERKIS
Stardom happens - you can't plan it - it's destiny, and you shouldn't stand between you ... RANDEEP HOODA I don't really like comedy.
BRUCE MCCULLOCH A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves...
CARLY CRAIG I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I...
TRACEY ULLMAN I really don't want to do anything that resembles stand-up comedy. But I will agree to say that ...
LUCAS NEFF
You can't forgive without loving. And I don't mean sentimentality. I don't mean mush. I ... MAYA ANGELOU
I kept being asked by corporations to do corporate gigs. And I said, 'I don't have anything.... JASON ALEXANDER I like to bring people together so we don't waste opportunities and resources and keep doing the...
TERESA HEINZ I don't like the idea of being surrounded by hidden things; people you can't see in building...
WILL OLDHAM I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am a...
DARREN BOYD
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They'... DENNIS MILLER I feel like every role you take, there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it. ...
MILA KUNIS I don't like plots. I don't know what a plot means. I can't stand the idea of anything t...
MAIRA KALMAN
If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it. RAY BRADBURY
I have a tough time with stand-up because I am an improviser. I can riff; I can do crowd work, so I ... T. J. MILLER I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
DAVID BRENNER
Getting older is baggage for so many people but I don't spend time on things I can't control... CHRISTY TURLINGTON Don't go away. I don't want to be alone. I can't stand being alone.
ARNOLD ROTHSTEIN
We often grow up being told that we can do this or that, but if you don't see anybody that looks... JESSE WILLIAMS
Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That&#... AL PACINO I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical c...
BERNIE MAC You can't delete racism. It's like a cigarette. You can't stop smoking if you don't ...
MARIO BALOTELLI There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life&#...
ROBBIE WILLIAMS I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to ha...
JACK WHITEHALL
I went through a phase of eating dinner in the shower because I thought, 'Why don't we do th... BRIE LARSON
I like my leaders smart and serious. I don't need a stand-up comic. KRISTIN GORE
I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... DYLAN MORAN I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up ...
NATASHA LEGGERO
I don't like the bullying, do-one-over style of comedy. It's so cheap. OLIVIA COLMAN I don't like spoilers. I don't like things being spoiled.
MELISSA MCBRIDE
I know who I am, I know what I can and can't do. I know what I will and won't do. I know wha... DOLLY PARTON I started to realize that comedy is what I really wanted to do, but I didn't want to do stand-up...
D'ARCY CARDEN I'm terrible with decisions. And I can't make myself do something I don't like. I can...
BERNARD SUMNER I'm scared of horses, and I don't know how to shoot them, but that's what excites me. Af...
ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU
I do not like the human race. I don't like their heads, I don't like their faces, I don'... CHARLES BUKOWSKI
You can't manage by memo. You can't stand up there and just send out edicts. I think you jus... TONY LA RUSSA
You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actor... KIRSTEN DUNST
When I started comedy, I was a big Eddie Murphy fan. I thought if you did stand-up, you were suppose... LIL REL HOWERY
I don't ordinarily do television because I don't like some of the things projected on it. JERRY LEWIS I don't know what I'd do if I was making a romantic comedy; I wouldn't feel like I was e...
DANIELLE HARRIS
So many times, people told me I can't do this or can't do that. My nature is that I don'... CHANTAL SUTHERLAND I like some things other people don't like, and they like stuff I don't like.
BUTCH TRUCKS
There are a couple of things that I'm sure people don't think are important, but I do. I don... AARON SPELLING I was a very special child. I did stand-up comedy. I did it all. My family didn't understand. &#...
ALESSANDRA TORRESANI I don't like messing up. I think that's just a part of my personality. I don't like to m...
JACOB DALTON I don't want to play earnest. I'd rather play somebody who's kind of sleazy. It's mu...
JACK COLEMAN I can't stand Anne Tyler books, but I gobble them up. It's like Updike - I can't stand h...
CAROLINE THOMPSON I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I d...
DAVE ATTELL I don't follow trends. I just do what I like doing.
GLENN DANZIG One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are fun...
GLENN HOWERTON
My thirties merged into my forties, and I sort of gradually realised that I don't really want ch... MICHELLE PAVER My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
BERNIE MAC I didn't want to do comedy again. It is way harder when you are doing comedy. You can't just...
PATRICIA RICHARDSON I'm someone who started in the theater and really couldn't stand repeating the show. My favo...
LIEV SCHREIBER
I don't think any country is perfect. It's our responsibility to do the best we can do to ch... TOM BRADY I do Yoga. I'd like to say I do it every morning, but I don't, I just don't have the tim...
RADHA MITCHELL I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I&#...
CATHERINE TATE
Two halves don't make a whole. Two wholes make a whole. In my relationship, I was giving myself ... JASON MRAZ I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my bab...
MARY LYNN RAJSKUB Don't be intimidated by what you don't know. That can be your greatest strength and ensure t...
SARA BLAKELY
This stand wasn't because I feel like I'm being put down in any kind of way. This is because... COLIN KAEPERNICK
I'm a very determined businesswoman... I've got lots of things to do, and I don't have t... KIM BASINGER
I'm not a consumer. I hate buying clothes. I don't have a mobile. I just don't need thin... YANN MARTEL
I learned long ago to focus on things you can control and don't even pay attention to things you... BRYAN CRANSTON
You can't really copy what I do because I don't do anything. DAVID BAILEY I can't tell if I want to be a rapper who's funny because I kind of enjoy just doing really ...
AWKWAFINA Life is short, so I'm knowing exactly where I'm putting my time. I don't want to do thin...
MIRA NAIR
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an ... DEMETRI MARTIN
I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pic... DOUGLAS COUPLAND I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man ...
ROBERT KLEIN
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't... CARL REINER
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another ... TIMOTHY LEARY
I don't analyze things all the time, I just do them. KATHLEEN KENNEDY I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.
J. B. SMOOVE
Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration,... ELLA FITZGERALD
My dog Jake ran up to Dolly Parton, and he put his nose up her skirt. We were like, 'Oh my God, ... DIERKS BENTLEY I just keep doing what I'm doing and don't ever give up.
QUVENZHANE WALLIS
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one d... KIM KARDASHIAN I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!
EMILY OSMENT I love doing things people don't expect.
LIL' KIM I think half the time I just assume I don't really know what I'm doing - you have to do that...
EMILY MORTIMER
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's fu... DEMETRI MARTIN
I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have ... SANDRA BERNHARD
You always think that 70 is the end of the road: 'Somebody died when they were 73; good life'... IAN MCKELLEN I don't come and fight for fun. I don't do that. I don't like to hurt people for fun.
NATE DIAZ
I don't worry about the things I can't change. FERRAN ADRIA
If you don't stand for something, how can anyone respect what you do? MIRANDA LAMBERT If you keep active and doing things, you don?t get depressed. I don?t have time to get depressed.
JOANNE SMITH
If you don't like the people, you're just doing a sketch. Which, in most cases, is comedy mi... CHRISTOPHER GUEST Sometimes people ask me, 'You do stand-up?' I try explaining what I do, and I don't thin...
CHARLYNE YI
I don't really have any gimmicks. I don't actually do anything that's strange. I don'... LANA DEL REY
You have to free your mind to do things you wouldn't think of doing. Don't ever say no. CARL LEWIS
I define myself by helping others. This is what I do.
I am flagrantly nuts. I can say this because I am a doctor and I know about these things. 