I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time.

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I've always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I'm trying to entertain myself more than anything.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.