I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.