I don't like to say bad things about paleontologists, but they're not very good scientists. They're more like stamp collectors.

We’re always taught that bad things happen to bad people and we believe that we’re somehow above experiencing a tragedy, but we learned that’s all bullshit.

There is just no getting around that turning bad things into good things is up to you.

I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.

Life is not just about the good things or not just about the bad things. It is both. It all depends where you focus your attention.