I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like.

To be human and to be adult means constantly to be in the grip of opposing emotions, to have daily to reconcile apparently conflicting tensions. I want this, but need that. I cherish this, but I adore its opposite too.

If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it.

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.

Philosophy is an odd thing. When we use the word in everyday speech, you know, you sometimes hear it hilariously.