I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.