I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf.

Now, I like these changes. The reason I do is because if you look at other golf courses we play, like Torrey Pines, golf courses that are 74- or 75-hundred yards are becoming fairly customary and normal. I don't think you want to play a major championship on a golf course that is not in keeping with other courses we play on tour in terms of length.

The reason we can play, ... is that it's not about the golf swing. It makes no difference how you swing the club as long as you can win the money.

I could play for the worst team if they paid the most... If the last-place team offers $200 million and the first-place team offers $10, I'm going to go for the $200-million no matter what team it was.

I don't throw the slider and I haven't really thrown the slow curve anymore. I can't throw to bases anymore. It used to be the easiest thing in the world to do.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise