I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn't born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that's how my breakups tend to play out.

Because I've never interviewed for a job before, I'm not a good interviewer.

I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.

I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.

I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it.