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I don't sell myself. I've never explained my comedy to people who don't get it. Never complain. Never explain.


Lisa Lampanelli

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HULK HOGAN I don't think I've ever had a bad Valentine's Day, I mean... c'mon, y'all know I...
PRINCE ROYCE I've never understood having crushes on people who you don't know in real life.
EMMA WATSON I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.
CALVIN TRILLIN I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never bee...
AL YANKOVIC Funk, I don't think I have anything to do with funk. I've never considered myself funky.
DAVID BOWIE I have never been vain. I don't take myself seriously. I don't consider myself sexy or good-...
RANBIR KAPOOR Never say never. I always want to look like myself - that's key for me. I don't want to look...
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH I've never been cool - and I don't care.
CELINE DION I don't know what it is about me, but I don't think of myself as sexy; I never have.
TAMSIN EGERTON I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get dr...
SAMMY HAGAR I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don...
DAN AYKROYD I've never been mugged, never really experienced street fear. In fact, I'm the one who gets ...
JODIE WHITTAKER I've never set out to seduce my reader. I don't see him at all clearly.
PATRICK O'BRIAN I don't play golf or tennis, I don't ski, I don't snowboard. If you love what you do, yo...
FRANKIE VALLI Never say never, but I don't think I'll ever get Botox because we don't know the long-te...
KRISTIN CAVALLARI I've never been monogamous. It might happen, but it never has yet. I don't understand women,...
VINCENT KARTHEISER I've done hundreds of interviews on guns. I'm against people who use guns. I don't like ...
LARRY KING Never lose the childlike wonder. Show gratitude... Don't complain; just work harder... Never giv...
RANDY PAUSCH My goal was never to win awards. Mine was let me get to a place where I don't have to work. I do...
ED O'NEILL I never said I don't like gay people.
PAM BONDI I never promise anything. I don't promise anything to my mum. I don't promise anything to th...
CRISTIANO RONALDO I don't like tea! Never have, never drunk it.
CATHERINE TATE I've never had surgery. I don't drink. I don't go out. My shoulders, back, legs, hip, th...
ERIC WEDDLE Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming ...
PAUL RODRIGUEZ I can't complain that I've had a public all through my writing life, but people don't qu...
ALAN BENNETT I don't worry about gaining weight. I'm fortunate in that I've never had to worry about ...
ALANA STEWART People ask me about my limp. I say, 'You know, I don't know how bad it is, because I don'...
TERI GARR I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they'r...
MORTON FELDMAN I've known Lisa Lampanelli for quite some time. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn'...
GEORGE TAKEI I don't look in the mirror; don't like what I see; never have. I am not my idea of a beauty....
LAUREN BACALL Because I've done so many different roles, I don't want to repeat myself. It's getting h...
MAGGIE CHEUNG Don't give up, be positive and if you know someone who knows someone at a record company don'...
MARY J. BLIGE I've never seen a low point. I like to believe that they don't exist.
SHREYA GHOSHAL Don't say Aretha is making a comeback, because I've never been away!
ARETHA FRANKLIN I've never been that confident. I don't tend to think, swaggeringly, 'I'm going to a...
JENNIFER EGAN I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or...
ERIC ANDRE I could never change the overall feel of my music. That's why people like me - I don't follo...
ACTION BRONSON I don't say: 'can't do that', 'won't do that'. I've never thought in...
DANIEL CRAIG I don't drink coffee. I've never had a cup of coffee in my entire life. That's something...
STEVEN SPIELBERG I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish.
BRITNEY SPEARS Here's the thing that people don't understand: I don't really care. I've never been ...
HARMONY KORINE The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't h...
BARACK OBAMA I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain't never gonna do it any different. I don...
BUCK OWENS I definitely don't see myself as an actor. I don't even have it on my passport. I've got...
JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR I see too many celebrity kids who can't sing. If you don't have it, give it up, because peop...
CHARLES KELLEY I'm not bothered by the paparazzi and I don't feel hemmed in, I've never felt that. My y...
ALBERT FINNEY Well, I suppose I've never really had a lifestyle that needs upkeep. I don't get cabs; I'...
AGYNESS DEYN What I've learned to do is arrest my addiction - arrest it myself, so I don't get arrested.
RODNEY KING I'm not on Twitter or Facebook. I've never been interested in being on any of them. I don...
HANNAH WARE I don't wish anybody ill, I really don't. I've got a lot of faults, but I was never jeal...
LARRY KING I never talk about my opponent because I don't think it's my right to judge.
DAN WEBSTER I don't have muscle tone. I'm just flab. I'm not a daredevil. I don't like pain, I d...
CHARLENE TILTON I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who we...
ROB LOWE I don't do drugs. I never have taken any drugs. I don't believe in them.
FLORENCE GRIFFITH JOYNER I've never seen 'Seinfeld', never seen 'The Cosby Show'; I just don't watch ...
AUGUST WILSON I just don't drink alcohol. I never have; I never will.
KAT GRAHAM I don't have any regrets about not having kids. I've just never had those maternal feelings....
BARBARA WINDSOR I've never felt British. I'm just not interested in national identity. I don't know why.
ELVIS COSTELLO As long as I'm learning every day of my life, I will never feel old. Never. And I don't feel...
PAT MITCHELL I don't feel bitterness, I don't feel anger towards anybody. Fighting is never emotional to ...
CONOR MCGREGOR Most people don't walk around knowing what other people think about them, and I don't think ...
CHRISTINA RICCI I don't really know anything about the movie business, even though I've lived in Los Angeles...
LISA SEE I can think of the number of people who were like, 'I will never get a cellphone because I don&#...
DENNIS CROWLEY I just don't feel like I have to explain myself.
DOLLY PARTON You know, I stumble about what I'm going to do. I don't plan. I've never had ambitions.
BRYAN BROWN I don't get handed money - and I never will. I have to work!
EVE HEWSON I've never read Joseph Campbell, and I don't know all that much about story archetypes.
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN I don't believe in an afterlife. I don't believe in a single or multiple godhead. I respect ...
TONY JUDT I get up every single day trying to repay a debt that I can never repay. Never. And I will work hard...
TAMMY DUCKWORTH I've never met Eminem; you don't meet Eminem. He has his own secret service.
CHANCE THE RAPPER I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack.
VANESSA HUDGENS I don't mind people looking at me. That's never bothered me. I don't want them looking a...
ZACK GREINKE Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people...
LUCILLE BALL When my film flops, I believe it is my mistake. There have been times when I didn't come out of ...
MAHESH BABU I don't have a great talent for explaining myself in acting because I can't explain it.
ELAINE STRITCH I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It'...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain a...
KHLOE KARDASHIAN I just don't eat too much. That's never been my problem.
GARY COLE I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people wh...
MATT WALSH I don't want to feel like I've matured. That's a stupid word that I never want to use.
MARILYN MANSON Every week I read about myself in a magazine, about something that I haven't done or some place ...
HILARY DUFF I don't really care what other people see me as. I seriously don't. I've always worried ...
KAJOL I don't have fights with actors. In absolute honesty, I've never fought with any actor ever.
BAZ LUHRMANN I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop.
STEVE HARVEY People who don't know that I do comedy think I'm shy, kind of a dud, and I don't have th...
MARTHA KELLY We've been asked to do 'Playboy' together, me and Victoria, as a pair. I don't think...
DAVID BECKHAM I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that...
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART I think women in Hollywood who don't do Botox and plastic surgery are revered. I revere them... ...
EVANGELINE LILLY I've personally never wanted to be 'the babe', and refuse to let vanity get in the way o...
ZOOEY DESCHANEL I don't smile much, and I never laugh. If you'd been through what I've been through, you...
CHARLIE SIFFORD I don't like people who have never fallen or stumbled. Their virtue is lifeless and it isn't...
BORIS PASTERNAK Successful people have a bigger fear of failure than people who've never done anything because i...
JAY-Z I never read reviews - I never have. I've never read message boards, either. I'm just not in...
KATE LEVERING We're confronted with great darkness as a species right now as spiritual creatures on this plane...
BRUCE COCKBURN I've never been crazy. I'm a very good girl, to be honest. I don't do anything to hurt a...
LEIGHTON MEESTER Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
JAMES AGATE

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LISA GRAFF From 2002-2008, Planned Parenthood received $342 million in federal taxpayer money through Title X f...
LISA MURKOWSKI Prisons are like the concentration camps of our time. So many go in and never come out, and primaril...
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Letting go?"

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LISA EDELSTEIN You have principles. You test them as accurately as you can. Eventually, they might break down.
LISA RANDALL The best education I have ever received was through travel.
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LISA WHELCHEL There's so much grey to every story - nothing is so black and white.
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LISA ALTHER I grab
a small container
of glitter.

Because this day,
this wonderful,
LISA SCHROEDER I grab
a small container
of glitter.

Because this day,
this wonderful,
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LISA KLEYPAS You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.
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"Nothing."
Win's lips h...
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LISA EDELSTEIN Imagine that foreign development is not done to our standards and a spill occurs. Neither geology no...
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LISA RANDALL Come with me,' Mom says.
To the library.
Books and summertime
go together.
LISA SCHROEDER What if you could meet your soul mate?" the ghost asked. "You 'd want to avoid that?"
"Hell, ye...
LISA KLEYPAS When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to disappear. You begi...
LISA UNGER An almost indispensable skill for any creative person is the ability to pose the right questions. Cr...
LISA RANDALL I've always known that performing is what I want to do. There was never a defining moment. I jus...
LISA O'HARE I've learned you can make a mistake and the whole world doesn't end. I had to learn to allow...
LISA KUDROW There's nothing particularly dark in my past... I live in the light. My disposition is basically...
LISA UNGER Fact: I don't know of a single girl who doesn't wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would g...
LISA SAMSON The stones in your driveway may have come from the slaves who spend all day breaking rocks because i...
LISA KRISTINE I would like to be able to disappear whenever I do something dorky.
LISA MCMANN She said she collects pieces of sky, cuts holes out of it with silver scissors, bits of heaven she c...
LISA ZARAN I felt devalued and disrespected. The energy behind it felt disingenuous and motivated by corporate ...
LISA BONET People who dismiss science in favor of religion sometimes confuse the challenge of rigorously unders...
LISA RANDALL I think the skin revolution for women, I will call it, really all started with Mariah Carey. Madonna...
LISA BEDRICK There's a variety and depth to the song topics I get to write about in children's music and ...
LISA LOEB My own novel, 'The Silver Bough,' about the inhabitants of a remote town at risk of being ov...
LISA TUTTLE Six years after I wrote the first draft of 'Plan B,' I received my first paycheck as a write...
LISA LUTZ I didn't realize what an impact having a No. 1 single would have. It connects me with people of ...
LISA LOEB Harvard freshmen are smart, interested, and excited, and it's fun hearing their different perspe...
LISA RANDALL Think about how our country was built. The greatness came from our diversity; the greatness came fro...
LISA MURKOWSKI I think it's fair to say that women have a different level of intuitiveness that allows them to ...
LISA MURKOWSKI The letter had been crumpled up and tossed onto the grate. It had burned all around the edges, so th...
LISA KLEYPAS Ah, there’s the governess voice. All stern and disapproving. It makes me feel like a naughty schoo...
LISA KLEYPAS Hair color is the easiest way to change your appearance, but a bad dye job might draw more attention...
LISA LUTZ Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important. -Lisa Hoffman.
LISA HOFFMAN Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
LISA HOFFMAN