I don't think I understand the concept of regret. Because if I regret anything, that would mean, like, I hate myself.

If I were really rich, I would be flying places, I think.

I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.'

I'm not being secretive about anything. I just actually don't have opinions about society.

A lot of people think I'm a vegan. I'm not.

I don't think music affects what words I choose to type in what order, within what punctuation, at this point, because I'm rereading and editing each sentence, at this point, in my published books, probably 100-150 times each, on average, and listening to probably 20-60 different songs in that time.