I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

I had to write something and couldn't think of a plot, so I decided to write a Cinderella story because it already had a plot! Then, when I thought about Cinderella's character, I realized that she was too much of a goody-two-shoes for me, and I would hate her before I finished ten pages.

I think I settled on the title before I ever wrote the book.

My mother had a premonition and she felt that hairdressing would be very very good for me.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.