I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.

Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you.

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

I am absolutely not a feminist, I am against stupidity, and if it comes from males or females, it doesn't change anything. If it means that women and men, they are equal, then OK, certainly I am a feminist.

I won't quit skating until I am physically unable.