Joy Maniscalco quote: "I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in."

Have you looked around lately? There are more muffin-top, camel-toe, wedgie-assed women on the stree...
JOY MANISCALCO

No one should ever feel bad about themselves when the hot guy talks to the ugly girl instead. There'...
JOY MANISCALCO

If everything you offer couldn't keep him, sadly your clam won't either. I know we'd all like to thi...
JOY MANISCALCO

Excuse me, but whatever you're drinking, I'll take a double, because clearly you've entered another ...
JOY MANISCALCO

We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a gian...
JOY MANISCALCO

Love is not a chore or a routine. It's not something you schedule in your calendar. Love takes compr...
JOY MANISCALCO

I think nostalgia takes over when we think about people we once loved, and we tend to pick out all o...
JOY MANISCALCO

Don't you ever wonder why we say we're giving someone our heart and not our liver or some other orga...
JOY MANISCALCO

When you do find love--real love, it's the most wonderful, awful feeling in the world. There's nothi...
JOY MANISCALCO

why would you want a man that isn't completely yours? I don't even like sharing my dessert, let alon...
JOY MANISCALCO

If he is in fact 'unhappy in his relationship' it's not your job to console him. If his chick 'doesn...
JOY MANISCALCO

The grass always looks greener on the other side. Do we ever stop to think why? Maybe it's because w...
JOY MANISCALCO

Be with a guy who lets you know how important you are to him. Do not allow yourself to settle. Do no...
JOY MANISCALCO

Some day you'll have someone worth holding on to... Someone who won't ever want to let you go...Some...
JOY MANISCALCO

U Win Some, U lose some... Never give Up.!!!
JOY MANISCALCO

I don't need a man to make me happy. I want a man who adds to my happiness in a way that is so indes...
JOY MANISCALCO

Don't be anyone's side dish. If you're in this kind of situation and I'm offending you that's just t...
JOY MANISCALCO

Real love isn't ordinary. Real love isn't artificial. Real love isn't something you can buy or manuf...
JOY MANISCALCO

Being comfortable with someone doesn't necessarily mean they feel some deep rooted connection with y...
JOY MANISCALCO

The common misconception is that women who like to be treated a certain way are high maintenance. It...
JOY MANISCALCO

If you know someone is going to punch you, should you close your eyes and pretend it's not going to ...
JOY MANISCALCO

If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night t...
JOY MANISCALCO

I don't need a man to go to sleep at night. I know I'll get a perfectly good night's rest and wake u...
JOY MANISCALCO

Why is it that people treat being SINGLE like it's the plague? I'm sorry, but it's not leprocy peopl...
JOY MANISCALCO

It's funny, when you first start dating someone you go over the checklist that you have in your head...
JOY MANISCALCO

Ladies, let me clue you in on a little secret...Men are not dolls and they don't need us to take car...
JOY MANISCALCO

I don't need a man to take care of me. I want a man who wants to take care me. Can I make my own chi...
JOY MANISCALCO

Here's the thing about needs and wants...when you want something bad enough, it becomes a necessity....
JOY MANISCALCO

His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to...
JOY MANISCALCO

Here's the truth about the truth. If we were all a little more honest with ourselves, it wouldn't be...
JOY MANISCALCO

A lot of people say a relationship takes work. I believe that's true to an extent, because it does t...
JOY MANISCALCO

Love. When it's real you'll know. No questions asked, no answers needed.
JOY MANISCALCO

As we grow up we're no longer interested in dolls, we're suddenly interested in boys. Oh how we love...
JOY MANISCALCO

I don't need a man to comfort me when I'm having a bad day. I want a man who loves me so much, that ...
JOY MANISCALCO

If you yourself fail to recognize the truth, chances are no one else can make you see it either. You...
JOY MANISCALCO

That's how my family bonded - eating and telling stories.
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

Fear is a hungry beast. The more you feed it, the more it grows.
KERRI MANISCALCO

Roses have both petals and thorns, my dark flower. You needn’t believe something weak because it a...
KERRI MANISCALCO

I've never seen a weirder group of people than at the post office. It looks like people are craw...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I like Las Vegas because it kind of gives me a chance to gauge my material in front of a very divers...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I go to Vegas now, and I'm in the casino, and I'm gambling, and there's a guy in a wet b...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

We grew up in a middle-class family in Chicago. Even when we went on vacation as a family, it wasn&#...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I developed a knack for storytelling early on around the kitchen table with my family. I just happen...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get r...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

There should not be any doubts about the lifestyle the priests ought to live. It is an evaluation of...
FRANCIS MANISCALCO

Those who deserve respect are given it freely. If one must demand such a thing, he'll never truly co...
KERRI MANISCALCO

Although my values and my morals are old-school, you have to kind of key into the landscape of socia...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

People come to a show, then they go back to their neighborhood, and it has become like word-of-mouth...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I started working full time as a comedian in 2005, shortly after we did the Vince Vaughn 'Wild W...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's suc...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

My mother saw the magazine, and she was like, 'You made it.' I've been on Showtime and C...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I do reflect on it sometimes, going, 'Wow, if I knew what I knew now I would be such a better se...
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO

I will gladly accept any and all books, however. A person can never have too much reading material. ...
KERRI MANISCALCO

The owners, planners and developers have all been working with us.
JACK MANISCALCO

We're working toward the end. But we're not there yet.
JACK MANISCALCO

We're working with them and we're grateful for it.
JACK MANISCALCO

Most people don't know that Congo Square was originally a Muscogee ceremonial ground... in New O...
JOY HARJO

Find a way and make it happen: I've always been the type of person who couldn't rest until I...
JOY MANGANO

I feel like I'd have a different approach to football now after doing music.
VANCE JOY

I wasn't completely comfortable in the footy culture because I wasn't that comfortable in my...
VANCE JOY

It's a weird thing to say you want people to be sick of your song, but I guess that's what h...
VANCE JOY

The fact I even get an opportunity to make one album is crazy. But if all goes to plan, I'll get...
VANCE JOY

I'm a folk singer-songwriter. I am pretty poppy though.
VANCE JOY

I just got a band together in mid-2012, and we played our first show in October of that year.
VANCE JOY

I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never ...
VANCE JOY

I'm definitely not a super great guitarist. Ultimately, I just write a lot of love songs.
VANCE JOY

Ralph Fiennes and Edward Norton are among my favorite actors.
VANCE JOY

I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire....
VANCE JOY

Sometimes when you're writing a song and that song comes into your head, it definitely comes fro...
VANCE JOY

When I go to a gig and I hear a song that I really like, a song that hits home to me or hits an emot...
VANCE JOY

I don't like this romanticization of Indian people in which Indian people are looked at as spiri...
JOY HARJO

I love the sound of the saxophone. It became my singing voice, and it sounds so human. The saxophone...
JOY HARJO

It's just the way things are. Take a moment to consider this statement. Really think about it. We se...
MELANIE JOY

Often, vegan advocates assume that a person's defensiveness is the result of selfishness or apathy, ...
MELANIE JOY

Life marches by, I suggest you get on with it.
JOY BALUCH

God, Private Enterprise and government have made me what I am, and now they have to take some of the...
JOY BALUCH

I can be very polite, but I've found that doesn't always get a result. You have got to bang and thum...
JOY BALUCH

Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards.
JOY BALUCH

The creative act amazes me. Whether it's poetry, whether it's music, it's an amazing pro...
JOY HARJO

Someone accompanies every soul from the other side when it enters this place. Usually it is an ances...
JOY HARJO

I'm very happy being me, although sometimes I'd love to be a bird so that I could fly.
JOY FIELDING

When I began to listen to poetry, it's when I began to listen to the stones, and I began to list...
JOY HARJO

Your inner knowing is your only true compass.
JOY PAGE

If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunit...
JOY PAGE

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of th...
JOY BEHAR

Don't let anything stand in the way of you claiming and manifesting the life that you choose rat...
JOY PAGE

I don't see the desert as barren at all; I see it as full and ripe. It doesn't need to be fl...
JOY HARJO

I'll be a mentor to those who want to create a business, product or service and aren't exact...
JOY MANGANO

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.
JOY BEHAR

Overcome obstacles one at a time: Sometimes the end goal becomes too daunting, so take things one st...
JOY MANGANO

There is something special when creative people get together.
JOY MANGANO

There were six very close encounters.
BILL JOY

As far as I know we also almost bought Apple once. We almost merged with Apple two other times.
BILL JOY

What's your personal computer, anyway? Your personal computer should be something that's always on y...
BILL JOY

Jini is different from the PC because there's no central control, no monopolist pulling the strings.
BILL JOY

[Kurzweil admits the potential perils of a cyborgian future. He cites the 2000 essay,] Why the Futur...
BILL JOY

What's your personal computer, anyways? Your personal computer should be something that's always on ...
BILL JOY

The next step after cheap is free, and after free is disposable.
BILL JOY

The old pagans had to choose between a brilliant, jangling, irresponsible universe, alive with lawle...
JOY DAVIDMAN

There have always been two kinds of Christianity -- man's and Christ's. Does anyone today remember h...
JOY DAVIDMAN

Feast of Barnabas the Apostle The essential amorality of all atheist doctrines is often hidden fr...
JOY DAVIDMAN

Feast of Juliana of Norwich, Mystic, Teacher, c.1417 We of the churches often gather our robes aw...
JOY DAVIDMAN

Taken as practical counsel for survival, the Fifth Commandment is now almost a dead letter. Yet if o...
JOY DAVIDMAN

Feast of John of the Cross, Mystic, Poet, Teacher, 1591 A Christian should always remember that...
JOY DAVIDMAN

Feast of the Birth of John the Baptist "Thou shalt not" is the beginning of wisdom. But the end of...
JOY DAVIDMAN

Feast of Thomas More, Scholar & Martyr, & John Fisher, Bishop & Martyr, 1535 We sometimes come ...
JOY DAVIDMAN

The idol-maker may know, more or less clearly, that he is only giving shape to the half-formed conce...
JOY DAVIDMAN

We are deeply sorry that this happened. Sometimes you can't control it.
JOY AUSTIN

I understand the power of this kind of an institution to improve the quality of life for people. I'v...
JOY AUSTIN

The question every day is whether the program that we're providing is unique and reaching residents.
JOY AUSTIN

I think it's a really wonderful way of looking at leadership development. What we're saying is, if y...
JOY AUSTIN

I really believe that the humanities has that power. Here in Washington, D.C., where there are so ma...
JOY AUSTIN

Enchanted April' is edgy, and will talk to an older audience.
JOY ALLAIN

The music is great and it's a great political satire.
JOY ALLAIN

We have 11 shows this year, which is the most in a long time.
JOY ALLAIN

It's the first year for this. The productions are grad student directed, designed and all student ru...
JOY ALLAIN

When I was going into inventing, it wasn't a dream the way someone goes into nursing or dancing....
JOY MANGANO

You are all things. Denying, rejecting, judging or hiding from any aspect of your total being create...
JOY PAGE

We envision a world of personal networking where Jini is the infrastructure,
BILL JOY

Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it).
BILL JOY

Choose beliefs that serve your soul - choose beliefs that serve the grander dream of who you choose ...
JOY PAGE

Inventing is something that has always come very natural to me. As a child, I was always fiddling wi...
JOY MANGANO

You have to make a decision: Am gonna be the person that takes the risk? Am I gonna be the person th...
JOY MANGANO

I believe in the sun. In the tangle of human failures of fear, greed and forgetfulness, the sun give...
JOY HARJO

From the start, I was focused on getting the Good Housekeeping Seal. I wanted to go on TV and tell e...
JOY MANGANO

It was very exciting but hard. I've got a knot on my elbow and I jammed my finger. But it's a nice f...
JOY ALLEN

Seeing something on the big screen is definitely more exciting than sticking a videotape in the VCR.
JOY PRATTE

I'll see somebody struggling with something, and it doesn't matter if it's ironing or mo...
JOY MANGANO

When you play a sax, that saxophone is irreverent. It's noisy; it's a trickster... you canno...
JOY HARJO

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapp...
JOY BEHAR

I think it killed the performance on a lot of the systems in the Labs for years because everyone had...
BILL JOY

When explorers first encountered my people, they called us heathens, sun worshippers. They didn'...
JOY HARJO

He is so different from his persona, not angry at all,
JOY BEHAR

I come from a long line of revolutionaries.
JOY HARJO

Being a fool for God was not merely alright but liberating.
JOY DAVIDMAN

I think the Macintosh proves that everyone can have a bitmapped display.
BILL JOY

Bonds clearly got a boost from the flight to safety. But looming on the horizon are the consumer and...
DAVID JOY

Well, limbo is not a good place to be.
BILL JOY

Not having finished high school and having been fairly utilitarian in the way I went about college, ...
JOY COVEY

The woods were wild at nightfall. She heard dim crashing and splashes and the bark of a dog, and thr...
JOY WILLIAMS

This allows state agencies and regulations to respond.
JOY MOSER

Women with clean houses do not have finished books.
JOY HELD

The homeland affects you directly: it affects your body; it affects the collective mind and the coll...
JOY HARJO

To manifest your hearts desires you must BE what your heart desires.
JOY PAGE

Sometimes all it takes to change a life is to decide which beliefs do not serve you and to literally...
JOY PAGE

You manifest based on who you are already - so you must own the identity of the dream in order to ma...
JOY PAGE

Freewill means that the Universe never judges, never interferes with your own choices - and sees you...
JOY PAGE

Pain pushes us to question everything. So question who it is that you want to be and what kind of li...
JOY PAGE

This is a grand test for our souls; can we remember and keep the soul-truth - no matter what our liv...
JOY PAGE

People desire to separate their worlds into polarities of dark and light, ugly and beautiful, good a...
JOY PAGE

This is like putting lipstick on a pig. Anyway you dress it, it is bad policy.
JOY OLSON

Some of the tax proposals that are part of the Democratic platform do call for the rollback of divid...
DAVID JOY

Fear is your greatest obstacle - so question your fear. If it does not serve your greatest life then...
JOY PAGE

The market is going to sort of tread water until we hear the results of the (Fed) meeting and what t...
DAVID JOY

Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR

Your destination might not end up being exactly what you envisioned to start with, but if you stick ...
JOY MANGANO

The Mexican gray wolves are actually responsible for the spark of legendary environmentalists Aldo L...
JOY COVEY

Katherine feels that she must have learned something about marriage from being married before that i...
JOY WILLIAMS

When I say this is the hardest job in the district I'm not exaggerating.
JOY TORGERSON

Lenders have less of a vested interest in maintaining higher credit standards because they bundle [t...
DAVID JOY

Back in '99 that was unheard of. Your system administrators were the ones who did that kind of thing...
JOY COTTLE

Dream and give yourself permission to envision a You that you choose to be.
JOY PAGE

Protectionism plays well if you can tie it to outsourcing and jobs,
DAVID JOY

Protectionism plays well if you can tie it to outsourcing and jobs.
DAVID JOY

Anyone who says writing is easy isn't doing it right.
AMY JOY

This is not a stuffy academic conference. This is open to the public and free.
JOY PRATTE

We grabbed a lady and pulled her out the window, and then we swam with the current. It was terrifyin...
JOY SCHOVEST

I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read ...
JOY BEHAR

Anthropomorphism originally meant the attribution of human characteristics to God. It is curious tha...
JOY WILLIAMS

We are the collateral damage of carnism; we pay for it with our health, our environment, and our tax...
MELANIE JOY

Our values and behaviors are incongruent, and this incongruence causes us a certain degree of moral ...
MELANIE JOY

When an invisible ideology guides our beliefs and behaviors, we become casualties of a system that h...
MELANIE JOY

Mahatma Gandhi once said, “The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are trea...
MELANIE JOY

The story of how shit got in our meat is the story of one of the central characteristics of carnism,...
MELANIE JOY

Carnism is the belief system in which eating certain animals is considered ethical and appropriate.
MELANIE JOY

Many of us spend long minutes in the aisle of the drugstore mulling over what toothpaste to buy. Yet...
MELANIE JOY

We send one species to the butcher and give our love and kindness to another apparently for no reaso...
MELANIE JOY

Another myth of necessity is that killing is an economic imperative. While an economic motive has...
MELANIE JOY

I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.

Joy Maniscalco

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