I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samantha]

The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season

Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage. [Big]

Desperate Housewives.

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

A stud is born! [Stanford]