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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any political party, APC or PDP. I am a Democrat.
SAMINU KANTI I don't belong to any political party because I don't like parties.
AMIT ABRAHAM I do not belong to any political party because I am not a party to the wrongs they eventually do.
AMIT ABRAHAM Garcia has a strong campaign strategy, an organized political party, and besides, he is a good speak...
BERTRAND DELGADO A true teacher does not belong to any political party because his students are in different politica...
AMIT ABRAHAM I hate all politics. I don't like either political party. One should not belong to them - one sh...
RAY BRADBURY I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON What we need to affirm is that Jesus is neither a Democrat nor a Republican. Whenever we marry Jesus...
TONY CAMPOLO It doesn't make any difference what political party you belong to, ... I just called and said, Rick,...
JOE MANCHIN In politics, an organized minority is a political majority.
JESSE JACKSON I belong to a political family.
SONIA GANDHI I'm a very individualistic person. That is why I don't belong to any political party or anyt...
MARJANE SATRAPI when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL I belong to the Democratic Party.
DARRELL HAMMOND What my future will not be is active politics in the Liberal Democrat party.
PADDY ASHDOWN Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Government stimulates the democrat party.
RUSH LIMBAUGH I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY As for me, I belong to the party of hope, ... In the battles that are to come, I ask you to join me ...
BILL BRADLEY dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN I strongly believe that every American should always be rooting for our president to do well, no mat...
JOE MANCHIN My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd ....
NERISSA IRVING I can no longer be party chairman under these conditions. I left my decision open as to whether I wi...
FRANZ MUENTEFERING I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ The Liberal Democrat Party and the Conservative Party come at things very differently when it comes ...
NICK CLEGG I want this group to help inform students of the political arena. And it will be biased because we a...
DALE YURS We, the Free Democrat Party, want a true change of government.
GUIDO WESTERWELLE I belong to no party, and I am militant for no one.
BRIGITTE BARDOT A university is not a political party, and an education is not an indoctrination.
DAVID HOROWITZ I don't think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.
VICKY HARTZLER In China, the government's human rights record deteriorated sharply at the end of 1998 with a crackd...
HAROLD KOH a partisan Democrat who has done some really rotten political prosecuting.
MICHAEL BARONE Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi...
THOMAS F. HEALEY I understand that people are conflicted and clearly see this as a vote of conscience, but from a pur...
MARK MELLMAN Democracy is at stake here. It's an undeniable fact that (Le Pen's) political party is a fascist par...
MARCEL DESAILLY Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK It's hard for high school students to get an organized party together. Those kind of things happen i...
DAVID BUSH There should no be teams to divide a nation. There should be no such thing as "Them' vs. Us' - only ...
SUZY KASSEM I don't care what the political establishment says, Republican, Democrat - I'm a problem sol...
ELIZABETH EMKEN I want to have a media platform that is an honest broker and not just a mouthpiece for a political p...
DAVID BROCK i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to belong to any other p...
FREDERICK DOUGLASS I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to belong to any other p...
FREDERICK DOUGLASS I am a registered Democrat who is determined to return my party to the proletarian principles of the...
CAMILLE PAGLIA I grew up a Democrat. I've supported members in both parties. I've always voted for a person, not a ...
HEATH SHULER We don't believe he's a Democrat. The Democratic Party is the big-tent party, but that does not incl...
JACK CARDETTI I passed blindly many things which belong to real and political life.
MAX BECKMANN The party needs him and, for all I know, the nation needs him. There hasn't been an African-American...
STEPHEN HESS When someone works closely with a political party you certainly don't expect them to engage in an ac...
KARL SAMUDA sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud,
and it kills me...
but i d...
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST It seems to me an indictment of the Republican Party that if you talk about issues of poverty and up...
J. D. VANCE Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS I will be writing to the State Services Commission in an effort to get an explanation about how a su...
GERRY BROWNLEE The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW It is organized violence on top which creates individual violence at the bottom. It is the accumulat...
EMMA GOLDMAN Mister Fisher, the Deputy County Executive, has changed his party enrollment from Republican, back t...
DENNIS WARD There is only one party in the United States: the Property party... and it has two right wings: Repu...
GORE VIDAL YOU. ARE. PERFECT. You are. Im talking to YOU. and dont you dare think otherwise...embrace the entit...
KAIDEN BLAKE I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL People live for eating,but
I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall...
SELENA GóMEZ This decision allows people to put that lawn sign up, to join a political party, to participate in a...
ED CASHMAN The Republican Party, I really believe, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from years and y...
RUSH LIMBAUGH One of the roles of the Presidency is to lead a political party. Having a President in office is usu...
JOHN C. MAXWELL I understand the importance of political power, so I will use my strength and influence to convince ...
DANNY DANON Don't lie to yourself?
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Organized hatred needs a single target to serve political mobilization, so no distractions can be al...
TOM TANCREDO I don't like politics. I am not aligned to any political party. I have friends in all political ...
GAUTAM ADANI The party division being addressed is a market positive, but Arroyo staying on will mean continuing ...
JOSE VISTAN Environmentalists are a socialist group of individuals that are the tool of the Democrat Party. I...
DON YOUNG Ho joined the French socialist party, the first Vietnamese to be a member of a French political part...
WILFRED BURCHETT A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ...
RICHARD PRATT My guess is it'll be a Democrat-Republican thing, not a Caucasian-American Indian race. It's party w...
CRAIG GRAU I think people should vote their conscience. We have a chance to build a major third party, we have ...
RALPH NADER I'm not a big fan of journalism schools, except those that are organized around a liberal arts e...
TOM BROKAW To run an effective political party you need a degree of tribalism, it's the glue that holds eve...
CHARLES KENNEDY 2016 is going to be a fight. A fight between conservatism and a Democrat Party that is undermining t...
CARLY FIORINA To succeed inside a political party, one must cultivate an ability to sit still and remain polite wh...
MORTON BLACKWELL Commemoration of Birinus, Bishop of Dorchester (Oxon), Apostle of Wessex, 650 I belong to the "G...
C. T. STUDD If there were a party of those who aren't sure they're right, I'd belong to it.
(as quoted ...
ALBERT CAMUS Soldiers don't have a lobby or a political party.
MOSHE KAHLON Organized religion is making Christianity political rather than making politics Christian.
LAURENS VAN DER POST Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY I'm not that conservative. I do feel - I guess I'm more of a Democrat at heart, although I...
KATHY BATES People ask me all the time, 'What are you, a Democrat or a Republican? A Catholic or a Muslim...' Wh...
KATE MILLER Is being a Republican really about touting "wholesome" conservative values? Or a particular income s...
SUZY KASSEM Political tensions will probably escalate as the ruling party is trying to fill 500 House seats by d...
CHUAN LEEKPAI Hundreds of poor laboring men and women are being thrown into jails and police stations because of t...
JANE ADDAMS Hizb ut-Tahrir is a non-violent political party,
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WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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