I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.

Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love with somebody, and often if you’ve just met somebody, its crazy! It’s completely overwhelming. You can’t think of anything else. You just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas. And then it mellows, somewhat... to the point where you can barely look at them... without feeling a mild distaste

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It reminds me of some tragic aunt clapping her hands and bouncing into a room and announcing we should all play games... and if we don't we are all a rotten spoilsport.