I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I've always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I'm trying to entertain myself more than anything.

I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.

Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.