I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Once the rugby league finished, those that actually like the oval sports, the rugby league and the AFL, swapped from Channel Nine to Ten, so there was some very heartening figures there for AFL in Sydney, particularly in the last hour of football.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I think the world is run by 'C' students.

Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.