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Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstra...
KIN HUBBARD
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spir...
KIN HUBBARD
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money
KIN HUBBARD
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on
KIN HUBBARD
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
FRANK MCKINNY "KIN" HUBBARD