I don't talk with everybody because i am not everybody, i am single.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

The game never changes, you must be in the secret before you are shown to the public.

When we are in a wrong environment, we feel so paranoid, yet unwilling to move out. There's no need for pussyfooting, we got to release our poisonous fluid and scream aloud, storming  out of the show like a radical.

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:
~people applaud you incessantly.
~love you more than their parents.
~give you a daily bread.

If you can't ignore imperfections, then your imaginary ideal soulmate will always remain pending till you grow old and die.