I don't think about how I wear my hair. I get out of the shower, put on some gel and it dries. I got blessed with good hair from my parents.

You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.

I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.

I don't wear dresses and flowers in my hair and float around!