I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it

I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.

Tom Cruise is dope.

I'd love to work with Tom Cruise.

My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.