I drink to make other people interesting.

No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.