I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.