I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic.
Tom Robbins
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TOM ROBBINS Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Washington is going to send another packet for me to send back, so the money is coming.
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ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
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ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO I'd really like to do a movie again with Tim Robbins and Clint Eastwood. They were really good g...
CAYDEN BOYD I was on the board of the Mayo Clinic. I was diagnosed there, and I could pick up the phone and get ...
TOM BROKAW They're so generous, the American fans. They send money to the various charities I support. I tr...
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GARY DAVIS It's typical Robbins in that it's beautiful and as enjoyable to watch as it is to dance, ... It's so...
JULIE KENT I don't think they're going to send me to Alcatraz.
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AL HARRIS I don't think of eggs as being fundamental to the flavor of mayonnaise, but they are to Hollanda...
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HARRY FRIEDMAN Ev'n so, with all submission, I
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Who may retu...
MATTHEW PRIOR It's a walk-in clinic, so we don't know much about the cases [before the clients come in].
KATHERINE GARREN I never thought tennis was going to give me so much satisfaction.
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JANET SACAVAGE Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
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GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
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BRANDY NORWOOD Tom Welter (the OSAA executive director) told me they were getting a hearings officer ready to go (t...
DON ALEXANDER I loved to party with the Rat Pack; they were so much fun.
DEBBIE REYNOLDS At first, I thought they were going to kill me.
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BRENDA DAVIS Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
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JOE SABOL And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.
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TOM ROBBINS To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS On their sofas of spice and feathers, the concubines also slept fretfully. In those days the Earth w...
TOM ROBBINS The brutal truth is, we're scarcely 'educating' children at all. Even if you overlook th...
TOM ROBBINS Whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective.
TOM ROBBINS Alas, Gulietta, this was an American frog of the last quarter of the twentieth century, a time when ...
TOM ROBBINS There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this...
TOM ROBBINS Conversation between a princess and an outlaw:
"If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bai...
TOM ROBBINS There are landscapes in which we feel above us not sky but space. Something larger, deeper than sky ...
TOM ROBBINS If you believe in peace, act peacefully; if you believe in love, acting lovingly; if you believe eve...
TOM ROBBINS Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential ...
TOM ROBBINS But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for...
TOM ROBBINS But do we know how to make love stay?'
I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play i...
TOM ROBBINS Disorder is inherent in stability. Civilized man doesn't understand stability. He's confused it with...
TOM ROBBINS I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.
TOM ROBBINS At the typewriter you find out who you are.
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