I eventually made the reunion with my father that I'd used as a default daydream throughout my childhood, but by then, we'd both outgrown the only relationship we could have had to each other. I was over 30 by the time I met him again and no longer needed a father.
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Related Even if I'd had a really happy relationship with my father and there was no emotional hiatus for... STEVEN SPIELBERG I played the piano as a boy for six years, from the time I was six to 12 years old. My piano lessons... JOHN GOKONGWEI The father figure doesn't impress me. I have a very friendly relationship with my father, but th... XAVIER DOLAN My mother went to a school called 'The Club of the Three Wise Monkeys'. And my grandmother, ... MACKENZIE PHILLIPS I had this idea that the coolest thing that could happen to you was talking with God. My father was ... PATTI SMITH I'd seen all the great entertainers by the time I was 14 or 15. My mother was artistic. My fathe... LAINIE KAZAN At 9 years old, I moved in with my father because my mother could no longer care for me. Looking bac... DWYANE WADE I was born in the city of Brantford, Ontario, Canada - but by the time I'd left high school, I... SUSANNA KEARSLEY Eventually though, I'd like to have my own production company. Then I could create great opportu... MARIO LOPEZ As a youngster, my mother and father always drilled into my head having something to fall back on. M... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I'd seen my father. He was a poor man, and I watched him do astonishing things. SIDNEY POITIER My relationship with my father was the most central relationship of my life from the time I was zero... BRUCE PALTROW My relationship with my father was the most central relationship of my life from the time I was zero... GWYNETH PALTROW My father was sleepless most of his life. So by the age of five, I was awake with him all night long... SHERMAN ALEXIE I used to always sing my way into the movies and the basketball games or whatever. I'd sing for ... AARON NEVILLE My very identity as a soldier came to an abrupt end. I'd been soldiering as long as I'd been... STANLEY A. MCCHRYSTAL When I was young, I was obsessed with Michael Jordan and the Bulls. He's the only person I get s... ELENA DELLE DONNE I have lots of memories of my father. He was an incredible father. We all loved him to death. He'... PARIS-MICHAEL KATHERINE JACKSON I looked up to my father when I was 7 and 8. I believed it was my calling to be in the big leagues. ... BARRY ZITO Emotional grandeur, rendered in the vernacular, has been Mona Simpson's forte. In her novels, ... STACEY D'ERASMO At primary school, me and my best friend used to do D.I.Y. assemblies, and we'd do it as many ti... JESS GLYNNE I fell in love with him. But I don't just stay with him by default as if there's no one else availab... VERONICA ROTH But my father was also the one who told me I needed to clean up my mouth or I'd never find a man... ZOSIA MAMET My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and cal... CHELSEA HANDLER By the grace of God, my parents were fantastic. We were a very normal family, and we have had a very... ABHISHEK BACHCHAN I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I eve... CARLY CHAIKIN I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put ... PAUL O'GRADY I grew up with my stepfather in Brighton, but I did spend a lot of time with my natural father, and ... NATASCHA MCELHONE When I spent time with my father, it wasn't playing ball in the back yard. I came to his office ... DONALD TRUMP, JR. My father and I had a really good relationship. We're cool. I am not trying to outdo him or anyt... ZIGGY MARLEY My father was very methodical about life. He'd always ask me, 'Now, what's your system? ... JEFF MACNELLY I was taken out of school by my dad when I was 11 and lived in Mexico City, then later in Paris. I w... MICHAEL HEIZER I had a very difficult and complex relationship with my father, ... It was only when I was 15 years ... RAMON MAGSAYSAY I don't remember my father reading to me, but I remember him telling me bedtime stories. I got t... CAROLINE KENNEDY I was on the beach every summer. That was the pleasant part of my childhood because we were right by... OLGA KURYLENKO My father came from Germany. My mom came from Venezuela. My father's culturally German, but his ... FRED ARMISEN As much as we love each other, there is some growing difficulty in my adult relationship with my fat... NATASHA TRETHEWEY I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. TORI AMOS Since my brother died in 1982, my parents and I had formed a shaky tripod of a family; now that I... ANN HOOD When my father became vice president, I was a sophomore in high school. I'd do things like go on... KRISTIN GORE Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different.... CAROL LEIFER If I have one special memory, it was when we recreated the trial of the Chicago Seven - and I'd ... TROY GARITY I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any othe... HEDY LAMARR When I started at Bloomingdale's as a buyer, Alexander's was a discounter across the street,... MICKEY DREXLER My father was placid and easygoing. He owned a small shoe store where I helped out on Saturdays. I t... ALAN W. LIVINGSTON I had a Jewish grandfather. We managed to hide this fact from the authorities by falsifying document... HELMUT SCHMIDT I wake when my wife wakes, at 7:30 A.M. I'd like to sleep longer, but she has to go off to work,... SAID SAYRAFIEZADEH My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. AMY SEDARIS I used to dream about Gorbachev before he lost power. I'd go into a panic because I was meeting ... HUGH GRANT In 1998, I received treatment for my knee by an Israeli therapist. We spoke about Israel and I menti... GARY DAVID GOLDBERG I had a 2-week courtship with a fellow student in the fiction workshop in Iowa and a 5-minute weddin... BHARATI MUKHERJEE I have not been a good father, but no father has loved his children more. Like my father, I decided ... B. B. KING I used to think that when people fell in love, they just landed where they landed, and they had no c... VERONICA ROTH My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had... GEMMA ARTERTON My childhood was kind of complicated. I have an older sister, but my father, my mother's husband... ORLANDO BLOOM I got a lot of influence from my father, honestly. He'd take me in his car. I'd hear Carlos ... ACTION BRONSON Back 12 years ago, when Dr. Mathews was president here, we had a plan that when I got ready to quit,... BEAR BRYANT I used to get made fun of in the minor leagues. I'd be 0 for 2, and then in my last at-bat I'... MIKE TROUT My father was my first inspiration. He had an incredible stereo and a turntable, and I was told not ... GRANDMASTER FLASH It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to giv... PARIS HILTON I thought I'd reached the bottom a few times, but then I'd realise there was another 30 floo... TRENT REZNOR In my early teens, I knew I wanted to do television production. I loved cameras, editing and produci... JOEL OSTEEN The most surprising thing for my mother and father was when I was actually earning more money than t... DIANE CILENTO I've had a relationship, a good relationship, with MTV for a long time, and I'd like to main... NIA PEEPLES I'd be totally exhausted by mid-afternoon, and I could barely climb the stairs at home. It was p... MICHAEL CRAWFORD I've never had a particularly sweet tooth. In fact, during the war, I used to swap my sweet rati... JUNE WHITFIELD In five years' time I'd like to be a mum. I want to settle down and have a family, definitel... ADELE My father was the editor of an agricultural magazine called 'The Southern Planter.' He didn&... TOM WOLFE As a Scot and a Presbyterian, my father believed that man by nature was a mess and had fallen from a... NORMAN MACLEAN When my sister and I were very young, my father used to tell us fairy stories that he'd made up.... NICOLAS ROEG I was very fond of Princess Diana. She used to have me over to lunch to ask my advice. I'd give ... PAUL JOHNSON I don't have any ambitions as an actor. I felt very uncomfortable doing it. The first take every... EVAN GLODELL I know throughout my childhood, there were many times I couldn't stand being a 'Jr.' I w... FREDDIE PRINZE, JR. I've always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful ... LEONARDO DICAPRIO There was no such thing as production at Starday. We'd go in with the band, we'd go over the... GEORGE JONES In traditional Hindu families like ours, men provided and women were provided for. My father was a p... BHARATI MUKHERJEE My parents went crazy when they found out that I had gotten the part in 'Conversations With My F... DAVID KRUMHOLTZ The deadlines are much, much longer with books. When I was a reporter, a lot of times I'd come i... MARGARET HADDIX When I earnt my first money, I went to a shop and bought jeans and a top. But then I wore them both ... OLGA KURYLENKO I drank for about 25 years getting over the loss of my father and I took the anger out on myself. I ... GARY OLDMAN I recall my dad saying about me once that the only time he'd ever heard me say 'never' w... BOB DIAMOND I started playing chess when I was five years old. I learned the moves from my mother, then worked w... GARRY KASPAROV My uncle was a second father to me. I spent most of my childhood with him. REY MYSTERIO My father was an entrepreneur - a sign maker, and he had about 20 employees - and often he'd tak... BERNARD L. SCHWARTZ Mobile is a seaport town, and we ate a lot of seafood. We'd go fishing, we'd catch our fish ... BILLY WILLIAMS When I was a boy, I used to pull a big cross saw with my dad. He'd use his right hand, so I'... JOE FRAZIER When I had cancer - of the colon first, followed by breast cancer and a mastectomy - my motto used t... SAM TAYLOR-WOOD If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. RAY ROMANO With Zeppelin, I tried to play something different every night in my solos. I'd play for 20 minu... JOHN BONHAM If I'd had the chance, I'd like to have completed my degree before going full-time, and spor... RAJIV OUSEPH I'd always said that I'd like to have a title by the next Olympics, so this is a great oppor... BILLY JOE SAUNDERS I never met a person as determined as my mother. From working hard for six kids to just trying to ke... SUGAR RAY LEONARD I had a couple of really cool friends when I was a kid, and we'd find cool music and movies and ... GERARD WAY I have no objection to well-written romance, but I'd read enough of it to know that that's n... DIANA GABALDON Raft told me how to walk with him in a scene: We'd start off in a long shot normal, and about th... MARIE WINDSOR I'd managed to bite a very large hole in the side of my tongue before they could pry my teeth ap... DICK YORK I was at my father's office, and I'd be in the back of his office, building Lego skyscrapers... ERIC TRUMP I was raised going to the movies with my grandmother as a kid. And then I'd come home, and my be... CAROL BURNETT At school, we'd studied the Romans and the Saxons, and I was fascinated by it all. So I made my ... TONY BRADMAN My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it... CAROL LEIFER
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ASHLEE SIMPSON Apparently this is my year to be the first. I was just shocked when they told me. I just go about th... ANNA SIMPSON We had five feet of water. And now our house has a slant to it and it's not safe. So, we're going to... ANNA SIMPSON It was such a great time. To see the kids jumping up and down in excitement and the smiles on their ... ANNA SIMPSON We really only had three weeks after Katrina hit to get it all together. It was a hustle, and a few ... ANNA SIMPSON Also, the company Manpower will host a booth, and try to help people find jobs. ANNA SIMPSON After three weeks of cleaning out the mud and muck in my house, I needed a break. I realized that if... ANNA SIMPSON Water belongs to us all. Nature did not make the sun one person's property, nor air, nor water, cool... MICHAEL SIMPSON Justin is the top-rated talent. That doesn't mean he'll be the No. 1 pick. Arizona is looking at fou... ALLAN SIMPSON I've never had command - just look at my stats. ALLAN SIMPSON Justin is the top-rated talent. That doesn't mean he'll be the No. 1 pick. Arizona is looking at fou... ALLAN SIMPSON You just have to build facilities that can hold this many people. Obviously, you have to double up t... ALLAN SIMPSON The results have been just absolutely fantastic. There are people that start that aren't able to wal... AMY SIMPSON I can't even tell you how bad we wanted to win this game, all of us. After losing to them at home an... AMY SIMPSON To be the first ones is pretty cool. It does sort of show that if we can do it, so can you. AMY SIMPSON I've gotten frustrated before, but I always have (Katie) to talk to. She's gone through the same thi... AMY SIMPSON I know it will be a lot of work with school and practices, but I think I'm ready. AMY SIMPSON It's something I've always loved. AMY SIMPSON I just want to be able to play and not just stay on the bench. AMY SIMPSON I'm used to a bunch of teams playing box-and-one. I try not to force it too much. I know everybody e... AMY SIMPSON I someday hope to find the time and coin to invest more of my creative energy towards the visual med... STURGILL SIMPSON I don't really mind what people say about my love life or anything like that, but the one thing ... ASHLEE SIMPSON Fewer and fewer bars are doing live music. Instead it's more DJs and dance parties. STURGILL SIMPSON I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every da... JESSICA SIMPSON There's never been a better time to sell properties. MIKE SIMPSON Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. ASHLEE SIMPSON Frequently we do not leave the past behind. We clasp on to it. We dissect it, and let fears for the ... RAY SIMPSON I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just si... JESSICA SIMPSON I tried to make a honky-tonk country record - rough-hewn, cut fast, and all analog - like I wasn'... 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