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I feel like a kid. I just love the feeling and the freedom. It's like flying, and flying has been a part of my life.


Fran Wallis

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FRAN LEBOWITZ I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behav...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enou...
FRAN LEBOWITZ In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simp...
FRAN LEBOWITZ People lived in the same apartments for years. You'd meet a group of kids in kindergarten, and y...
FRAN DRESCHER Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are ne...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ The New York Times Bestseller 'The Amateur,' written by Ed Klein, former editor of the '...
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