I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.

I feel like I'm waving the flag for musicianship, trying to bring back bands that can play.

I feel like I'm one of the happiest people I know.

I feel like comedy is where I'm most at ease, but I also have an allergy to silly jokes.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel like there's no such thing as gender.