I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe.

Larger than life character; a couple of hundred years ago he would have been a pirate. "When in evil company, try to blend in" - that was one of his.

The meaning of life is life.

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

Christ, would you look at that shite? Supes an' religion, the two worst things on the planet.

I don't think this one's business as usual. Me evil cunt sense is tinglin'.