I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.


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There are other ways to get up there to get him.
PHIL SAVAGE
Anytime you give up a future No. 1, it really takes away from the following year.
PHIL SAVAGE
To make a quantum leap from No. 12 to four or five, you are giving away your draft. Plus, the money ...
PHIL SAVAGE
He may ultimately be the safest pick in the draft. This guy's a football player. I suspect he'll go ...
PHIL SAVAGE
We talked to him, visited with him. We felt good about it. It was positive and we're going to go thr...
PHIL SAVAGE
We offer business training in marketing, finance, business start-up, intellectual property, manufact...
WES SAVAGE
He's going to be a very good left tackle in this league. He might be a dominating pass protector, bu...
PHIL SAVAGE
Each driver does three [public relations] advances a year and it's just random. He's the defending w...
TOM SAVAGE
You don't want to get caught with your pants down in the draft.
PHIL SAVAGE
Our goal is to insure that everyone in the county has a safe and happy New Year's Eve. The county, w...
SUSAN SAVAGE
Could it happen? It's infinitesimal. You cannot determine whether or not that happened. The fact is,...
MARK SAVAGE
I don't know if Kevin Arnold could even conceive of the Crumbs.
FRED SAVAGE
You couldn't pay me to go back,
FRED SAVAGE
It's hard to sleep at night because I'm still wondering where my mother is.
FRED SAVAGE
You keep your Power Glove off of her. ... The Wizard
FRED SAVAGE
Marco really kind of honors these characters ... they are not just these made-up fictitious people, ...
FRED SAVAGE
I'm certainly not doing a Marco impersonation and I don't think that's what he wanted. For me, Marco...
FRED SAVAGE
Every ingredient is potentially fatal.
ROB SAVAGE
With some of my previous relationships, they never really felt right even from the beginning but I p...
RICK SAVAGE
Some people say that practice makes perfect but I just feel that the repetition works against me and...
RICK SAVAGE
Chasing the sensation. Whether it was drugs or sex or whatever. Those things had become my main focu...
RICK SAVAGE
You know, even though you have a limb severed, the signals keep running down the nerves so I still g...
RICK SAVAGE
Just the same way I'd say a prayer before going onstage, taking that even further and using the drum...
RICK SAVAGE
So you kind of know that anytime we want, we could do a tour without even an album to promote, which...
RICK SAVAGE
I prefer the rather old and battered, things with character, to the brand new.
RICK SAVAGE
We are more than paying our own way toward sheriff services.
RICK SAVAGE
I think at that time I obviously wasn't aware of what I really needed. But conversely, my wanting to...
RICK SAVAGE
I think it was a wake up call for everybody. Yeah, they could see that I had a weakness and a tenden...
RICK SAVAGE
But I think that the most important thing was to really stop drinking.
RICK SAVAGE
If we had loads of money as a family, things would be different and they'd come to visit more and I'...
RICK SAVAGE
I have never been one for the over-the-top.
RICK SAVAGE
There's so much that has been before the human race, and just contemplating that and then the earlie...
RICK SAVAGE
But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and se...
RICK SAVAGE
Yes, of course that's true but you know, the irony of all that is that before the accident, I'd pret...
RICK SAVAGE
We're probably doing better business than we thought we would do especially considering the disappoi...
RICK SAVAGE
It was great to do something different, so mixing it all about keeps things fresh.
RICK SAVAGE