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I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to use one.


Douglas Coupland

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THURGOOD MARSHALL I have way too shady a background to get into politics. I was a crazy kid - I was in bands, and I do...
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PATTI LABELLE I'm not ambitious. I don't want to get anywhere, I don't want anything more. I sometimes...
ARUNDHATI ROY I don't call myself a very good Christian, but I think I know one when I see one, and I also thi...
MADISON SMARTT BELL I guess I don't have a proper perspective on my fame; if I did, I don't think I'd like i...
CALVIN KLEIN I didn't think I'd be around 30 years later.
SAMMY HAGAR I don't think I'd like to be a different person. But I do sometimes see my cats lolling abou...
CAMERON DOKEY I don't do something because I think it will sell 30 million albums. I couldn't care less. I...
OSCAR PETERSON Often, if there's something that I want to do, but somehow can't get myself to do, it's ...
GRETCHEN RUBIN My mom was so angry at me and my brothers, because we forgot to call her, to say that I'm still aliv...
JON BON JOVI In my head, I think I'd make a perfect spy, but in reality, I don't think I'd fare very ...
MATTHEW RHYS I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or ...
DREW CAREY I don't think I'd be a very good talk show host. I mean, I'm very talkative but I don...
EMMA ROBERTS I will always be an actress. I couldn't see myself without acting. But I'd love to direct an...
KATE DEL CASTILLO I don't think I want to transition into being a recording artist for the rest of my life or anyt...
LAURA OSNES I don't really care if people get upset. I think I'm doing my job if people get upset; I wan...
EMMA CAULFIELD Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it...
JACK VANCE I don't want to write, I'd rather draw.
EDDIE CAMPBELL I didn't have a thing to do with picking a coach, and didn't want to. But I didn't think...
BEAR BRYANT I don't even know why, but I've just always done it - I don't walk on handicapped parkin...
CHANTAL SUTHERLAND I don't really care about audio quality. If people saw some of the ways that I record stuff, the...
DEV HYNES If I don't get hits, I don't get hits, but I'm trying to get hits.
FREDDIE FREEMAN If I had five minutes to live, I don't think I'd be bothered singing a song. I'd be dead...
LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III I won't play past 30. Why? I want to - I don't know - start a family, live life.
EUGENIE BOUCHARD I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.
ELIZABETH OLSEN I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
KARL PILKINGTON If someone's going to talk about me, I'd want it to be positively. The way many write, you&#...
DOROTHY STRATTEN I've never considered being a cop. I could be a teacher, I could be a minister, a social worker ...
RUBEN SANTIAGO-HUDSON I don't use sex to sell records, obviously, but I'd be lying if I said that I don't feel...
VANESSA CARLTON I want to be a great player. I don't want to play for the money. I don't want to play for fa...
GAINES ADAMS I wish I had more of the hero gene, but I don't think I'd be very good at playing one.
BILLY CRUDUP I'm terrified of the supernatural things, which is why I'm very grateful that I don't se...
JAMES WAN I've always wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I don't want to kill people. I'd hate to.
MAX IRONS I didn't want to use my father's name. I don't think I will ever want to use his influen...
DULQUER SALMAAN I come from a very la-ti-da East Coast intellectual family - or so they think.
ALEXANDRA WENTWORTH I've never had a supernatural experience. I've been tempted to maybe have a tarot-card readi...
SAMANTHA SHANNON I definitely feel sorry more people don't get to see my films. They aren't inaccessible, and...
ANDREA ARNOLD I'm fairly in control and I don't like to flirt particularly. I mean, obviously if I meet so...
SHIRLEY MANSON I don't want to be entertained. I don't want visuals or musicals. I don't want a vacatio...
ANNE GRAHAM LOTZ If I don't know I don't know, I think I know. If I don't know I know, I think I don'...
R. D. LAING And I can't think of a reason I'd ever use a pseudonym, as I wouldn't want to publish so...
POPPY Z. BRITE I don't want to rust out, I'd rather wear out.
FRITZ HOLLINGS I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
MARILYN MONROE I'd be a terrible journalist. I wouldn't want to pry; I just don't have that nature.
KATHERINE KELLY I don't want to see anything natural get hurt.
DOUGLAS TOMPKINS I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
JOAN RIVERS I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dial...
HANNIBAL BURESS I don't know if I'll ever get used to the idea that strangers know who I am. I don't kno...
LINDSEY VONN I would love to appear in 'The Defenders.' I don't know - because hopefully she'll m...
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AIDAN GILLEN I do not have bad days. I don't wake up in the morning and think that I'm going to get AIDS....
MAGIC JOHNSON Without faith, I don't think I'd be here.
AARON NEVILLE I've been asked over the years to compile a list of desert-island discs. I couldn't do that....
JOHN LYDON Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it i...
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IF I WAKE You said I don’t exist in one life. What if each of these lives are designed to teach you a lesson...
IF I WAKE I’m William James Carter. My friends call me Will,” he says. “I’m Lucy Janette Phillips,” ...
IF I WAKE She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins
IF I WAKE If I could meet Quentin Tarantino, I don't know if I'd just ask him one question. I'd pr...
MADISON DAVENPORT I kind of love going to weddings - it's a guilty pleasure. I've never been the wedding-y typ...
ALISON BRIE I don't know if I'm a heartthrob or if I want to be one! I heard that I get the most fan mai...
CHRISTOPHER PARKER I think you must be running away from something pretty enormous if you don't want to see a perso...
GREG WISE Obviously, working at Google wasn't a mistake. I used to just walk around. I don't know if I...
BIZ STONE I don't watch TV. I don't use a computer, a fax or a cellphone.
LOUISE BOURGEOIS If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH I want to make sure I don't interfere with the success of that team next year. I don't see a...
BEAR BRYANT Am I 53 or 54? I think I'm 54. I was born in 1941. So this year I'll be 55.
CHARLES KEATING I don't want to pass a punitive law, or use politics as a vendetta.
ROMANO PRODI I'd like to work more, but I don't just want to do kind of generic characters. I want to do ...
JACQUELINE BISSET I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I&#...
CATHERINE TATE The questions don't happen when you hit 30 homers, right? If you hit 30 home runs, you hit 40 do...
BILLY BUTLER I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd lo...
DAVEY HAVOK So I'd be quite happy to have a three-hour Lincoln-Douglas-style debate with Barack Obama. I'...
NEWT GINGRICH I don't think I'll ever fully get over losing the city council seat. I don't know how th...
TOM HAYDEN There's so many great designers. I'm a little bit of a vintage junkie when it comes to going...
CANDICE ACCOLA My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that...
NIKKI GLASER I don't think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don't think that's a deal breake...
SOFIA VERGARA I don't want to get into autobiographies; I don't want to talk about myself.
ROLLIE FINGERS I don't think you're human if you don't get nervous.
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GONG LI I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER I hate writing about personal stuff. I don't have a Facebook page. I don't use my Twitter ac...
ELON MUSK I want to be the first. If they'd let me go to the moon, I'd crawl all the way to Cape Kenne...
EVEL KNIEVEL I'd like to be a queen in people's hearts but I don't see myself being queen of this cou...
PRINCESS DIANA I'd like to think that I'm getting slightly more mature as time goes on, but I don't kno...
CHRIS O'DOWD I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I...
BILLY CONNOLLY I don't think I'd ever apologise for music I make, no.
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TERRY WOGAN I don't have much time for TV shows, but if I did, I'd watch 'Seinfeld' reruns.
VONDA SHEPARD I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchor...
AARON MCGRUDER I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't u...
ZAC EFRON I definitely don't see myself as an actor. I don't even have it on my passport. I've got...
JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR I don't mind if the couple next to me is tense or the kids are whiny. I'd even be happy to h...
MARGARET HEFFERNAN I don't enjoy being a celebrity, I don't want any part of that or any part of that fame for ...
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DOUGLAS COUPLAND the universe is indeed a beautiful place. If you doubt me, go check for yourself.
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I don't understand the human heart. Only pain makes it grow stronger. Only sorrow makes it kind. Con...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I think this is an alarming trend, Bethany, this whole 'passionate' thing. I'm guessing it started a...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND How did society ever function without you, little Sharpies? Your nibs have the precise amount of giv...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I used the phrase 'a certain age.' What I mean by this is the age people are in their heads. It's us...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Maybe memories are like karaoke - where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Sometimes I think the people to feel the saddest for are people who are unable to connect with the p...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowl...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND For there was once a time when we expected the worst. But then the worst happened, did it not? And s...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND And I think back over my own life and I realize that my own nature-the core me-essentially hasn’t ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND You like all animals at that moment, although no doubt you will one day choose your favorites. Your ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Yet how often is it that we are rescued by a stranger, if ever at all? And how is it that our lives ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chanc...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Life was charmed but without politics or religion. It was the life of children of the children of th...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I am a quiet man. I tend to think things through and try not to say too much. But here I am, saying ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I have always liked the idea of Superman because I have always liked the idea that there is one pers...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Maybe the more emotions a person experiences in their daily lives, the longer time seems to feel to ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND And then sometimes I think the people to feel saddest for are people who once knew what profoundness...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowl...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Our conversations are never easy, but as I-we-get older, we are finding that our conversations must ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I would like to fall in love again but my only hope is that love doesn't happen to me so often after...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND She says to me, but were we ever intimate? How intimate were we really? Sure, there were the ordinar...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I thought about how odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quit...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Compromise is said to be the way of the world and yet I find myself feeling sick trying to accept wh...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND We are changed souls; we don't look at things the same way anymore. For there was a time when we exp...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I realized that once people are broken in certain ways they can't ever be fixed, and this is somethi...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND The richness of the rain made me feel safe and protected; I have always considered the rain to be he...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chanc...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Is that all time is - our perception of how quickly it does or does not pass?
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Chronocanine Envy:
Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot liv...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND How can we be alive and not wonder about the stories we knit together this place we call the world? ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same bo...
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