I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.