I got, like, 120 pairs of glasses and 800 pairs of sneakers.

I own at least 300 pairs of sneakers.

Out of high school, I was, like, 202-205 pounds. My rookie season, I was, like, 245; my second year, I was 255. My third year, I got up to like 272, and I tore my ACL. I don't know if my weight was part of the cause of that, but I got hurt, so I just tried to re-evaluate my situation.

I've got a thing for footwear; I have about 200 pairs of shoes from all over the world.

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.

Sneakers are not my thing.