I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

Everything that can be invented, has been invented. - 1899.

Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.

Science is simply common sense at its best, that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic.

There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features.