I got the ?how does your pregnant wife feel about all this?? question.

We were going to go this October, but my wife got pregnant.

We had this crazy driver once. He brought his wife with him, she was pregnant to the extreme, like she was about to give birth, and they would stop all the time to step outside the bus to smoke cigarettes. Oh, and they kept getting lost.

My wife says,

'Just wanted to let you know your wife is four weeks pregnant' -- those were the first words out of the doctor's mouth.

I feel great, (being pregnant) is so beautiful. I've never been so happy. ... I'm beaming.