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I gotta tell you. It's pretty crazy when you think about taking whatever's on the other end of that line and bringing it in here.


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TUCKER CARLSON Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON There are no guarantees in life, but I believe faith provides all of us with a foundation to live th...
GRETCHEN CARLSON Typically you issue those releases when you get partial payment. We were bending over backward, issu...
RICHARD CARLSON It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep yo...
TUCKER CARLSON I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be n...
TUCKER CARLSON The political world is still reeling tonight from yesterday's nauseating display in Minnesota, where...
TUCKER CARLSON The traditional anti-fun feminist point of view is that of course men are bad, and they make women d...
TUCKER CARLSON At a time when the Boy Scouts are being hounded in the worst way by state and local governments arou...
TUCKER CARLSON Some of the nicest people I met with in Africa were members of the Nation of Islam. You have to beli...
TUCKER CARLSON I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to di...
TUCKER CARLSON When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly. ...
TUCKER CARLSON Al Gore was campaigning on the day of his sister's death, as records of both his interview and his s...
TUCKER CARLSON What's this guy's problem? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted t...
TUCKER CARLSON How long can you broadcast on radio? Is there a mandatory retirement age? Can you go on forever?
TUCKER CARLSON I wouldn't say I'm happy now. My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades.
TUCKER CARLSON Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ...
TUCKER CARLSON I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e...
TUCKER CARLSON To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
TUCKER CARLSON You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists.
TUCKER CARLSON I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would...
TUCKER CARLSON Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t...
TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded.
TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among...
TUCKER CARLSON