I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.


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MICHELLE MORAN
We've become a country that is often risk averse. That's not the way to succeed.
JERRY MORAN
It's important that the art forms communicate, whether it's the dance program with the jazz ...
JASON MORAN
My role is to try to remove the impediments to entrepreneurs' chance to succeed. It's about ...
JERRY MORAN
Bjork's album, 'Homogenic,' it's got beats, strings, traditional Icelandic stuff. Th...
JASON MORAN
You're perceived as being a success if you find a job in some big city and work with hundreds of...
JERRY MORAN
I'm a big believer in living life as an extended working vacation.
VICTORIA MORAN
I can honestly say that my abortion was one of the least difficult decisions of my life. I'm not...
CAITLIN MORAN
I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some ...
VICTORIA MORAN
This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do. I mean, no one would...
NICK MORAN
What the proponents of prostitution conveniently ignore is that lack of opportunity is lack of choic...
RACHEL MORAN
The assumption of choice leads to the conclusion of consent, but choice and consent are erroneous co...
RACHEL MORAN
Because I was more often happy for other people, I got to spend more time being happy. And as I saw ...
VICTORIA MORAN
These days, however, I am much calmer - since I realised that it’s technically impossible for a wo...
CAITLIN MORAN
When you believe you reflect what is holy and good, you can see more that is good in every stage of ...
VICTORIA MORAN
The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.
CAITLIN MORAN
When my children say, 'In the future, Mummy, will things get better or worse for humanity?' ...
CAITLIN MORAN
The truth is I do love you. Admitting that means opening myself up to all that pain when you leave. ...
KELLY MORAN
...we are all sorry when loss comes for us. The test of our character comes not in how many tears we...
MICHELLE MORAN
The need for additional revenue is clear. How we achieve it is cloudy, to say the least.
BRIAN MORAN
It further demonstrated how the House Republican Caucus has isolated themselves in doctrinaire, ideo...
BRIAN MORAN
This was a nice win and hopefully it makes us No. 1 in sectionals. It also gave us the Livingston Co...
BRIAN MORAN
Mark did a great job for us last year. He started some games as a sophomore and his quick feet and a...
BRIAN MORAN
Mike can carry 20-25 times a game and any time you can have a quality runner like that getting those...
BRIAN MORAN
To the rest of the state, Northern Virginia is a single-cell amoeba. Those of us in Northern Virgini...
BRIAN MORAN
We're very pleased with our candidates. Whether it was upsetting an incumbent or taking open seats, ...
BRIAN MORAN
We expect to pick up seats.
BRIAN MORAN
We plan to pound away at the fact that we are the party of fiscal responsibility and investment.
BRIAN MORAN
On a night like tonight, anything can happen with the weather conditions the way they were. Craig is...
BRIAN MORAN
The thing is, one in three women in the Western world will end up having an abortion, but they never...
CAITLIN MORAN
Life would be very dreary if there were no magic. If the real world were only that veil of tears, I ...
VICTORIA MORAN
What a beautiful woman. She moved with grace, she was entirely feminine, and yet, she possessed incr...
JAN MORAN
What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded,...
CAITLIN MORAN
When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing her...
CAITLIN MORAN
In every (other) case, volcanoes have a monitor within five miles, but Crater Lake is a remote volca...
SETH MORAN
All four of the public tower companies are bidding.
CLAYTON MORAN
Monk's music is often defined as enigmatic, eccentric and humorous - as if it had little to do w...
JASON MORAN
I can't live in a world where there are only, like, four kinds of women. Or where every woman is...
CAITLIN MORAN
I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.
CAITLIN MORAN
I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.
CAITLIN MORAN
There's mediocre jazz, mediocre salesmen, mediocre golfers. If you want to be good, you have to ...
JASON MORAN
Let's stop doing out-of-context, ad-hoc, survival budgets that take us nowhere except to the next cr...
CAROL MORAN
I had a very exciting life in Italy, and I was doing lots of variety shows.
MORAN ATIAS
I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm t...
CAITLIN MORAN
I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're s...
VICTORIA MORAN
As an improviser, my nature is to take a theme and constantly rework it.
JASON MORAN
I want to express what's meaningful. I'm not into gimmicks. I want to make truthful music th...
JASON MORAN
We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond dri...
VICTORIA MORAN
The great jazz radio stations have a duty to continue evolving their format just as audiences ask th...
JASON MORAN
Jazz musicians don't make any money, so I might as well make some on the market. I pick my own s...
JASON MORAN
The whole thing was conspired by Jim Hood.
MITCH MORAN
It's a smart strategic move for XM because they need to answer the Howard Stern question. It's not a...
FREDERICK MORAN
I know that as a vegan, I'm in a minority. People love their meat. It's up there with sugar ...
VICTORIA MORAN
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
CAITLIN MORAN
We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics c...
CAITLIN MORAN
It shows there is still solid underlying demand for housing and that activity this year, while slowi...
MICHAEL MORAN